Quote Originally Posted by tamlong View Post
Hobbits have dirty smelly feet, that's why they can't be Beorn class. Sam was not a guardian, he never ever wore any heavy armour or carried a shield. He was gardener class who could cook a wee bit. All Hobbits are thieves, Bilbo stole the ring of Gollum, who found it and didn't return it to Sauron. Hobbits are mean and nasty it was Sauron's ring, Frodo should have handed it back to him as he wanted it back and it was his after all. They should have taken it to Michel Delving lost and found so he could come and claimed it. Elves are dentist class, as they originate form the mouth of Alduin. Sam developed chronic arachnophobia when returned to the Shire and died shortly afterwards from a self induced heart attack caused by over re-acting to a wee spider that landed on his pillow. Frodo was moaner class only all he does is whine and complain throughout the entire saga. Did I mention Hobbits have dirty smelly feet and that is the real reason they can't be Beorn?
lolololol, this is from the "win" class, pulled right out of the B-movie archives of Elrond's Library.