Most ridiculous, crazy, for real?! quotes/post off all time.

[Kurtdg21]

Dig deep, because they will not find themselves!

What is the most remember-able, outlandish, agonizing....straight up, jacked up, jack stinks, no sasquatch winks......quotes that have fortunately (or unfortunately) come by the wayside in your time?

Bonus points if you can come up with one from not only someone else......but from yourself.

First, I want to point out that this isn't a QQ or a troll thread in any fashion. This is a sincere inquiry to the player base at large.

Toq what'd you give to Spidey?

He's talking all crazy right now.....about things like etiquette, and 1v1s....


Your scaring me Spidey.....next thing you know you'll be recycling, raking your neighbors leaves, and buying organic vegtables.

Ever heard of a Burglar?

"You might be in a Nimrodel 1v1 thread if... "

Hellokitty has been mentioned.

You died in a pvp zone.

The words 'Burg' and 'mad skillz' are actually suppost to make sense when used in a sentence.

Being Zerged is talked about more than 1v1's.

Derailment improves the qualiity of the thread.

War Leaders don't bother replying.




I would like to thank all ya'll for providing all this wonderful material. Im sure i'll have more, but I actually got to be productive at work now


Laters, an Gawd Blesh Americka. And baby jesus

I got a taco, a feeling, some Maalox, and a plunger.

The first one is the subject material

The second one is a side effect from the subject material

The third one is a mitigation modifier

The forth one is the "oh sh!t" button


We all know it...Same subject material for five years and even now, it still seems to come down to the plunger.


Nobody admits it, but you know deep down.....that everyone has been there at least once. And, despite how many times it has happened, its still funnier than.......sh!t......when it just so happens to somebody else.


Best thing to do is not explain it. Just smile the next time it's their turn. ;]

Man.........you all need to start typing up some funny stuff........

I don't want to be the only jacked-up, jack stinks...lingering 'bout 'round here!

[myforumacc2]

Oh its always better rather than having no threads to post in.


Oh wait, reminds me when multiple threads actually were constantly being posted in and stuff always happened on these forums. *yawn*

heh, guess'd itd be dead until like christmas or something



idk i had all these good quotes put in my sig but the mods didnt appreciate them :P

I lol'd. You and Blondie must be besties, are you going to ask HER out? Oh this is too much fun.

ahh this thread was so wierd https://www.lotro.com/forums/showthr...e-Jokes!/page1



edit that: They were all wierd

[Gladgilrian]

........but Chief, you listed just about everything you ever posted.....

[myforumacc2]

........but Chief, you listed just about everything you ever posted.....

you ! *grabs shotgun*

[Thorandril]

I'd say just about everything slither's ever posted.

[spelunker]

https://www.lotro.com/forums/search....archid=5614955

https://www.lotro.com/forums/search....archid=5614965

and most importantly

https://www.lotro.com/forums/search....archid=5614963

My work here is done.

[Kurtdg21]

10 days and very little. All hope is lost.

........but Chief, you listed just about everything you ever posted.....

I'm renowned for my forum reputation.

Damn, where'd my vespene gas rep bars go........


Oh and don't think for a minute that it stops there.........I can dig deeper





btw spelunker, not sure if it was intentional.......but all your links are dead/deleted when i try to view them. Maybe just "{quote=waldo}{/quote}" and paste.


Mirk, total trooper mate , glad to see your still swinging! How are the Moors?

[EmyrSelyf]

Ok... if I can bring one in from Elendilmir....saw this yesterday.... the best ones probably have an element of truth to them.

https://www.lotro.com/forums/showthread.php?494598-Supporting-the-boxer&p=6600011&highlight=#pos t6600011

I wasn't under the impression that LotRO PvMP was a classy ordeal. I'm pretty sure half of us don't wear pants while playing.

[Grumpisaw]

I don't belong to this server, but I saw this thread in the what's new section, I can't quote it because the OP got closed down, but here is the link if you want to read, it is quite entertaining, all this fellow's posts are ridiculously hilarious, check them out at the risk of your own sanity. https://www.lotro.com/forums/showthr...tic-Narcalepts

[Grumpisaw]

I just found this, I'm going to copy paste it:

Saeldys: Looking for possible romance partner.
I have two characters set up for a romance plot. Tell Saeldys in game or by mail if interested, or for more info.

TheMustelidian:
I love you, join me on my lifelong quest to seek the Mustelidian way of things. You and I shall make the most wonderfullest of pals. Be my friend, we shall frolic together in the moonlight, you are a bright one. Come frolic with me.

Saeldys:Reply
*sighs in disappointment*

rangerofthewest:What server are you on?

[Gladgilrian]

This game is truly dead with peeps from RM and the big E come to Nims forums to post.

[Rufus_T_Fyrfly]

This game is truly dead with peeps from RM and the big E come to Nims forums to post.

Ahh there we go.

[Leksi]

I thought my RK's grats thread was pretty amazing.

https://www.lotro.com/forums/showthr...36#post6941236

[Kurtdg21]

I do not care for those who cry at words being typed on a keyboard by a man they have yet to discover. All that is needed to know about myself is that i am here and i shall not be leaving anytime soon. Those who are saddened by that or feel aggression towards me shall have to bite it until the bitter end, the undoubtful end. If my words offend those within the game, then they should learn that those who play MMOs are not 12 year old girls, although they may act like it.

The next sequel to Harry Potter.


In a nutshell.