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Let's poke some fun at the new song of the season we all love to hate (or at least I do).
General guidelines:
your post should start with "Hey, <something something>. And this is crazy!"
the next line should start with "But"
the last line should end with "maybe."
Bad example: (My toon is prowling the dungeons of Moria and comes across an Orc)
Hey, we just aggroed.
And this is crazy!
But I will poke you.
And you'll bleed maybe.
Bonus pts:
-all your lines are 5 syllables
-screenshots
I was actually considering starting something similar to this. ;)
Hey, that Orc just killed me
And this is crazy
But here's a minstrel
Rez me maybe?
Aragorn to Arwen after the War of the Ring:
Hey, I just won this.
And this is crazy!
But I will die soon...
Marry me maybe?
Experience of high level characters in Bree nowadays:
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
You must have money
Give me some maybe?
Hey I wake up early...
And this is crazy
But all servers down...
Read a book maybe
Theloin's contribution:
Oops, I fell again.....
http://goo.gl/wEip8
And this is crazy!
http://goo.gl/N1EOO
But you broke my fall....
http://goo.gl/14MgI
The Sixth Bag's mighty!
http://goo.gl/kjJxz
Every time I get a mail about this topic, it makes me smile before I even see it.
Thanks, keep on posting
Hey we can't connect,
And this is crazy...
But the Net Ops team
can't tweet us maybe.
As Altoholic:
Just finished fifth char,
and this is crazy!
so who's the sixth one?
My hunter maybe?
Hey, I just SAVED you'
And this is CRAZY!
Here's that troll's number
Call it next time (Lalia) maybe....
(A tribute to that extremely annoying lost hobbit lass in the northern Barrow Downs and the many trolls in GLff just waiting to save her :D)
VeryBeary
Hey I just slayed you,
And I'm not lazy,
But now you've repopped,
This deed is crazy.
My ode to the non-drunken Bounders in the Shire:
Hey, I just heard you
And this is crazy!
But you sound sober,
So drink more maybe?
Hey, I just logged in,
And this is crazy!
This load screen's so long,
4 minutes, maybe?
Hey, drunken hobbits,
and this is CRAZY,
But they all sound like,
Still sober maybe?
Hey, that's the 27th of you
and this is crazy!
No! Why the bad fish, now?
rng hates me, maybe?
Hey, it's time to CJ
and this is crazy!
But hit your color
We won't wipe, maybe...
Hey, that's an orc there
And he looks cra-zy
His mind's on murder
Am I next maybe?
Hey, there's a Faire on,
And this is crazy:
Fishing is too much
R-N-G maybe!
(Enjoying the Farmers Faire, but couldn't resist this.)
Hey the la
g hits hard,
its ge
tting craz
y.
I hope withI hope withI hope with Rohan
Smoo
th gametime maybe?
Hey, weapon reforge!
and this is crazy;
lousy legacies;
SoE, maybe?
(Getting the right syllables reminded me of doing a haiku ironically.)
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3...ickensig00.jpg
"Sometimes survival comes down to not being hit. Actually, most times." -the chicken skill, Bob and Weave
hey, I am a warg
and this is crazy
but there's a minstrel
got dog food maybe?
http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/...nShot00313.jpg
hey, there comes a freep
http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/...nShot00329.jpg
and this is crazy
but I have a pack
come help me maybe?
http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/...nShot00360.jpg
Hey, I just grouped with you,
And I think you're crazy.
Stop shooting arrows,
And learn threat management, maybe?
Hey, the game still lags.
And this is crazy!
Hope they'll fix it.
Next update, maybe?
Hey I'm going to Rivendell
And this is crazy
But I'm a chicken
So help me, maybe?
And here is another one...
Hey I wan't to travel
And this is crazy
But I'm so lazy
So hunter, port me maybe?
Hey pie I just baked you,
And this is crazy,
But, I'm a Hobbit,
So I will eat you, maybe?