Articles and Implements of the Past - Old Readables for Class Quests
It seems like there was some interest in seeing some of the writing from Long Ago, when the L45 Class Quests gave you readable texts to guide the trophy collection in the Class Quests. So, in the spirit of unearthing lost but not forgotten knowledge (how very much like Middle-earth!), I figure I'll use this thread to preserve some of these old texts. They have a special place in my heart, partially because they're a reminder of a long-ago time in LOTRO, and partially because I received somewhat of a stern talking-to for making these quests so wordy. The localization team hadn't known this giant word drop was coming, you see, and these quests sent them upwards of 20,000 unexpected words with no warning.
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I'm pretty swamped with Mordor, so I'll post some of these here whenever I have a spare moment (or need a break from toiling in the Word Mines). For starters, here are the Guardian texts for Weapon and Armour.
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<<<< GUARDIAN ARMOUR >>>>
The lineage of an item holds great power...bear this in mind as I set before you a series of difficult tasks. The piece of equipment I make for you will draw its strength from the tale of its making, and if it were easy, the resulting piece would suffer for it.
The following notes will provide details on the tasks I would have you complete, and the order in which I would have you return the items to me. It will take time for me to properly prepare this piece, and the sequence of your deeds is important, so pay attention!
TEN SNOW-ENCRUSTED DOURHAND-BOOTS
The Dourhands have troubled my folk for a long time and cast a poor reflection on fine, upstanding Longbeards. I have learned that a number of the villains have returned to their old keep in the Misty Mountains and are preventing travellers from traversing the pass of Gabilazan. This cannot be allowed!
If I had my choice, the tramp of Dourhand-feet would no longer echo through Gabilazan. That should be Longbeard territory! Bring me ten of their boots, and the equipment I make for you will bear the memory of the Dourhands' defeat!
GRIMGORE'S ASHEN HIDE
In the foothills of Fasach-larran, in the land of Angmar, a mighty boar with ashen skin runs along the cliffs. He is called Grimgore, and he moves with the speed of death, his trampling hooves echoing along the grey stone of that inhospitable place. Do not fear him, but keep your wits about you, for Grimgore is a fearsome opponent.
When you have obtained the boots of the Dourhands and faced fierce Grimgore, return to me before you begin collecting the next set of components.
TWENTY-FIVE UNYIELDING DRAKE-SCALES
The scales of the mighty drakes of the land of Angmar contain a strength that cannot be overstated. They are most valuable for smiths of all sorts. Valuable too are they for the fashioning of the equipment I will make you! Look for drakes in the fastness of Urugarth, on the plains of Gorothlad, and in Nan Gurth, and bring me unyielding scales.
FIFTEEN GEM-ENCRUSTED NAILS
The cave-claws on the plains of Gorothlad, in the land of Angmar, dig through the rock and stone with the sharp nails that are the pride of their kind. In Angmar, though, they often unearth gems of unusual toughness. Bring their gem-encrusted nails to me to harden the piece of equipment I will make for you.
When you have collected the drake-scales and the gem-encrusted nails, bring them to me before you continue.
FLAWLESS SCALE OF LHUGRIEN
Of Lhugrien, I can tell you little. She is the greatest of the drakes of Urugarth, and she is a formidable foe. If you can wrest from her a flawless scale, you will be a greater guardian than I, for there was a time when I sought to face Lhugrien...and my courage was not up to the task. I bear this shame openly, for in truth it is a shame that I share with all but very few.
WARG-KEEPER'S TOKEN
Inside the Uruk-fortress of Urugarth, the goblin Athpukh presides over the Warg-cages, and their crazed occupants. He likely bears a token of his command, taken by force from the previous Warg-keeper. Take it from him, and I will grind it into dust over the piece of equipment I make for you, giving to it the memory of both goblins and Wargs, our hated foes.
When you have obtained a flawless scale from Lhugrien and a Warg-keeper's token, bring them to me, and I will finish the piece of equipment I am fashioning for you.
<<<< GUARDIAN WEAPON >>>>
The following notes will steer you towards the tasks I would have you complete. It will take time for me to properly compose the tale of your weapon, and the sequence of your deeds is important -- return to me with the items I have asked you for at the appropriate time.
SHATAZ'S CRUEL BLUDGEON
Shataz has been an enemy of the dwarves for a long span of years. His kind once bellowed challenges from the mountaintops at the folk of Durin, and we responded with a flurry of axes and hammers that all but tore the mountains asunder!
Shataz fled, and he was right to do so, for we would have destroyed him. In cowardice he sought the distant peaks of the Misty Mountains, far from the dwarves that pushed his kind out, and licked his wounds.
It took many years, but I have heard that Shataz has grown bold once again and prowls now on the outskirts of the land of the giants in the Misty Mountains. What few travellers there are in that land have fled before the cruel bludgeon of Shataz or have been defeated. Put an end to the troll and retrieve his fearsome club. I do not fear it, and neither should you -- we are guardians, and we laugh at trolls!
FIVE BRIMSTONE-TINGED TARKRÎP-SPEARS
Deep within the great swamp of Malenhad, in the land of Angmar, goblins of the Tarkrîp clan keep watch for enemies of the Iron Crown. The vile fumes of that place coat their weapons with an unnatural sheen.
Bring five of their spears to me, for the coating can be purified and in that way cleansed of evil. Weapons of goblin-make are useless, but the tale of your weapon will be strengthened by their destruction.
When you have obtained the bludgeon of Shataz and retrieved some brimstone-tinged spears from the Tarkrîp, return them to me before you seek the next set of components.
TWENTY GRISLY BAT-TALONS
The bats of Himbar and of Carn Dûm are deadly creatures of evil, unmatched by those that roost outside of the land of Angmar. Their talons are cruelly-hooked, but I know you are a stalwart guardian and do not fear them! Twenty should be enough to strengthen the weapon I will fashion for you.
FIFTEEN MOTTLED SPIDER-MANDIBLES
Himbar is also home to vicious spiders that rend their prey with their sharp fangs before drinking its blood. It's a nice place! If you have grown tired of Himbar while seeking the bat-talons for which I have also asked, you might find spiders of this variety on the plains of Gorothlad, east of the great swamp of Malenhad.
FIVE HOOKED WARG-CLAWS
The Wargs of Angmar are a cruel breed, merciless and bloodthirsty. I have tangled with them on several occasions, and I could show you a scar or two that's thanks to their curved claws. I think it's time those favours were repaid, and you're just the one I want to do it! Look for Wargs among the foothills of Fasach-falroid or on the plains of Gorothlad, and bring back some of their claws!
When you have retrieved the talons, mandibles, and claws for which I have asked, bring them to me, and I will begin to make use of them to harden your weapon before you set out to collect the final set of components.
CRIMSON GORTHOROG-HORN
I know Barashal the Gorthorog only by reputation..he killed three of my kin when they sought a hidden passage into the city of Carn Dûm to try and bring down the evil city. For me, that is enough -- take his horn! Expect no mercy from him. Barashal would relish the opportunity to colour his horn afresh with your blood.
SIGIL OF WAR
A Sigil of War is in the possession of Gruglok, a commander of the Uruk-fortress of Urugarth. He holds court over a great arena in the fortress-city, and if you wish to wrest the Sigil of War from his clutches, you will likely need to do so on his own terms.
When you have obtained a crimson Gorthorog-horn from Carn Dûm and a Sigil of War from Urugarth, bring them to me, and I will finish your weapon.