I've been trying to think about why this skirmish in particular gets under my skin so much. I like the other ones, stuff like the Defense of Thangulhad feels heroic and appropriate, waiting do die in an area that a chicken can carefully run through just doesn't seem right.
The mental image I came up with is something similar to this visual aid:
I want my character to be a part of Epic Battle Scenes
not the Benny Hill show
Seriously, someone should fraps that "deed-worthy" BD skirmish and put the yakkity sax music on top of it.