The LOTRO Beacon: Issue 111

"Have you seen my brother? He went to visit Oldheart in the Forest and I've not seen him since. I'm quite worried about him."

... Jimmy, take a break. You been playing for 57 hours straight.

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "Do not forget the face of your father. We are Ka-tet.".

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "Po-TAY-toes!"

LOTRO Bonus Days!

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same, Elf?"

"I'm practicing for that dratted chase-the-kamikaze-horse-all-over-the-eastemnet fun and games."

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear:

"FLY YOU FOOLS!"

:-)

This is a robbery, do not stop and smile.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Wilibrad

This is a robbery, do not stop and smile.

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:Hamfast Gamgee steps out from behind a bush:

This is a SHRUBBERY!

:Gang of hobbits at his back:

Ni!

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and burps in your ear:
-Gimme a beer!

"Follow me!"

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: Do you have any... pie???

"Chicken Run in progress. Help a hen out, would'ya?"

I need you to go fetch 10 worms for me and then 10 bugs......the grind goes on.

WTH is being discussed? Were special brownies passed out?

The Bird hops on my shoulder and tells me the following thing:

The plan how to build a mechanic copy of my character.

I think you've been into my mead.

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "It's actually the souls of the trees we're seeing in the winter. In summer everything is green and idyllic but in the winter, the branches and the trunks all stand out. Just look at how crooked they all are."

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "A traveler is no one".

He whispers "Enjoy!" as he poops on your shirt and then flies away.

The little birdie says with a wink: I am nobody, but you can call me Petyr. Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

SO why did cord post this? Where is OliveYew?

You are riding across the Eastemnet when you notice a small bird keeping pace with you. Eventually, you stop, only to have the bird stop as well. The bird hops on your shoulder and whispers in your ear: "On your left!"