Poke some fun at "Call me maybe" LOTRO-style!

Hey, I just want to report a bug. And this is crazy!
But I do not think I will,
because someone probably did it before me, maybe.

Hey, I'm horsein' around,
and the travel's crazy.
Milestone in Eogar's stable,
buy a second skill, maybe?

(Currently, my Burglar is questing around at the fords of Isen. Getting to the Hengstacker to do two daily quests and back again is a major operation. I'd even pop the TP to buy a second milestone skill for her if there was one on the farm - could be hidden out of sight behind one of the houses).

The Shire's farmers
have all gone crazy.
No drunks, tho' drinking...
Just Green Tea, maybe?

Now they're ALL drunk
and that is crazy.
Slow down you hobbits;
Go fishing, maybe?

They all are shopping
and bacon crazy
except for the veg
And the "you pick meat, maybe?"

But that Fishy quest
It's just so crazy
Always a bad fish.
Is quest bugged, maybe?

I run for eggs
It's always crazy
Too many players and
Too few chickens, maybe?

The Farmers Faire:
Devs festival-crazy.
I want those maps -
Summer festival, maybe?

It is my birthday,
And this is crazy,
Is there a hope,
For TPs, maybe?

*giggles*

I won the lotto...
And this is crazy!
I don't want fireworks...
Worn Symbol maybe?

I replied on Twitter
And this is crazy!
But no code again...
No repeat winners maybe?

Hey I'll escort you
to find your father!
Well you're suicidal...
STOP DYING MAYBE???!!!

This one is dedicated to Lorniel. Grr.