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At a certain point in your life you will hit a highly stressful event.... and I am a true believer that you should throw a party!
There isnt a soul out there that thinks this was "planned". You got to know it has got to be a major stress factor on them.... so get it, understand it and go find something else to do.
For Turbine... throw a party and fix the problem. Just stressing over it wont make it go faster.... a party actually might.