Sounds awesome on paper, destroyed instantly in practice. Dates changes pretty rapidly. I literally did not know the forums, as an example, were being pushed again until today. So you knew within about 90 minutes of my knowing. Previous forum changes also had a 1-2 day lead time. So again, much of what you suggest here sounds great, but in practice isn't really how things work.
Paid services, which are CS who also post their own updates (I'm not CS, it's a different team entirely) is responsible for that. But I will poke them, again.
Edit: Maybe I need to read a little myself as it appears a notice was posted today about an hour ago (though again proving how quickly some things can change) about at least one Paid service returning,
FOR FREE.