Originally Posted by
GEARS1980
As a still, cautiously optimistic lifer, I submit a metaphor for how I think a lot are feeling right now.
Picture if you will a cruise ship about to leave the dock.
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Capn' Turbine: Welcome to the best voyage you'll ever take!
Liffey: Howdy Capn' I love love love Tolkien and I never want to leave
Capn' T: Sure thing for $199 you never have to get off the ship, unlike those people, the ones back there, they have to pay, renters you know, "Steerage Class"
Liffey: Excellent! Here's my money
Capn' T: Thanks much, 3rd mate, show him to his room
(Liffey is fiddling with baggage, sorting limited inventory if you will)
Capn' T: Alright the rest of you, hop on! We're on a voyage that never ends! Tolkien ahoy!
Liffey: WHAT WHAT WHAT! But I just payed $199 to ride forever and you're telling me those crusty jugglers and gypsy scum get to ride with me till the end, FOR FREE!
Capn' T: No worries, matey, like I said, they're "Steerage Class", you get the suite, they get the boiler room, you get the first seating at dinner, they get the buffet, you=spa, copa cabana ballroom deck, you're set, course, they can get in too, but they have to pay for it, but not you matey, you're in the Club, VIP, alright baby, lets hit the seas! Partay!
Liffey: well... I... well... I suppose thats alright but... gosh maybe I would have liked the option to go... you know... (whispers) "Steerage", I mean... piddle posh and all such rot
Capn' T: Nonsense! You're first class all the way!
Liffey: But... well... I also kinda thought I'd be getting an endless reward, you know, after a few months at sea, essentially free, I'd be pocketing real financial savings.
Capn' T: Sure sure, we thought of that though, we'll be giving you rewards points you can spend at the bar! A real permanent return on a lifetime choice! We'll take care of you matey! Now lets get on board, the crusty jugglers and gypsy scum are gettin' itchy for that buffet!
Liffey: Well, I s'ppose that makes me feel a little better, I do like the bar, I feel a Pena Colada comin' on
Capn' T: That's the spirit and remember it's on us! ARRRRR!
Liffey: arrrrrr..., I s'ppose, I'll feel better when I get that Pena Colada
Capn' T: Alrighty then, shore up the mizzen masts, and man the buffet, you better hurry
Liffey, there's a line of crusted jugglers and gypsy scum forming at the bar!
Liffey: Crusted Jugglers and gypsy scum :( yarrr This was MY voyage of a lifetime, sigh.
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I repeat, I'm still a cautiously optimistic lifer, but I think this is how some are legitimately feeling this morning.