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The most popular song in Middle-earth is "Down, Down to Goblin Town," for obvious reasons...

Yes, I name ALL my legendary items! However, I currently have far too many of them to list all of their names.

...than the topic of how many breakfasts should be eaten during the span of a day.

Tasty!

We should be able to catch cosmetic items and jewelry someone lost in the lake.

Shadowfax obviously, because horses rule!

I think, "Hmm... I guess a new dwarf must have popped into the world."

Just because something's set in stone doesn't mean you can't change it.

My favorite reward is the butterfly face paint.

I would take the handy-dandy book: "101 Ways Not to Get Eaten by Enormous Spiders."

Following your hero's footsteps will likely lead you to... adventure!

I don't have to individually loot every enemy anymore like I used to when I first started playing the game.

Why doesn't Bree have food delivery?

It does! Haven't you seen all the pizza-delivery horses running about?

Making tools out of iron was preferable to making them out of carrot sticks.

Yes, Boromir only ever wears the comfiest of bunny slippers when he travels, don't you know!

The One Ring would have been cooler-looking if it were made out of blue fire opal.

Why, a Lhingris Wormling of course!

A monocle of course!

How about a nice, bland, extra stale, week-old Dale-men's Cram?

I like that it's from Rohan.

I like the sunflowers!

Bloodthirsty bats are an ill omen...

Bioengineered

I send them gifts in the mail and write them letters.

This is the bio I wrote for my hobbit character on Crickhollow.

Spice's Bio:
Spice grew up (not vertically mind you) in a small village just south of the shire. She had a happy hobbity childhood...