A Very Pouncy Christmas.- Songs to Howl To

[Aedon]

On the first day of Creepsmas,
Turbine gave to me
A Bird on a rock near a tree

On the second day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Two Turtled Keeps
And a bird on a rock near a tree

On the Third day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two Turtled Keeps
And a bird on a rock near a tree

On the fourth day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Four Glory Champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two Turtled Keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

On the Fifth day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Five guardians fleeing
Four Glory champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two turtled keeps
And a bird on a rock near a tree

On the sixth day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Six spies betraying
Five guardians fleeing
Four Glory champs
Three hipsed burgs
Two turtled keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree.

On the seventh day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five guardinas fleeing
Four glory champs
Three hipsed burgs
Two turtled keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

On the eighth day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Eight Kynjis dancing
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five Guardians fleeing
Four glory champs
Three Hipsed burgs
Two turtle keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

On the ninth day of Creepsmas
Turbine sent to me
Nine wardens shielding
Eight Kynji’s Dancing
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five Guardians fleeing
Four Glory Champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two Turtled Keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree.

On the tenth day of creepsmas
Turbine Gave to me
Ten ratings dropping
Nine wardens shielding
Eight Kynji’s dancing
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five Guardians fleeing
Four Glory Champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two turtle keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

On the eleventh day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Eleven Rottys Tarring
Ten Ratings dropping
Nine wardens shielding
Eight Kynji’s dancing
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five Guardians fleeing
Four Glory Champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two turtle keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

On the Twelfth day of Creepsmas
Turbine gave to me
Twelve RK’s ZAPPING
And then they gave me

Eleven Rottys Tarring
Ten Ratings dropping
Nine wardens shielding
Eight Kynji’s dancing
Seven Saellyns swimming
Six spies betraying
Five Guardians fleeing
Four Glory Champs
Three Hipsed Burgs
Two turtle keeps
And a Bird on a rock near a tree

[Aedon]

Santa Turbine,
Slip a Hobbit under the tree for me
I've been a real fluffy Warg
Santa Turbine
So give me what I'm asking tonight

Santa Turbine
A big bite out of Budhorn would do
It's true
And a Kynji treat too
Santa Turbine
Give me what I'm asking tonight

Come and fill by Gramsfoot den
With minis and a warden and some
Legs of men
I'm trying to believe real hard
That you might let me run free in Tarsolo's yard

Santa Turbine
Squeaky toys and Bakon make me smile,
A while
So Santa Turbine
Give me what I'm asking tonight.

Give me what I'm asking tonight, alright?

Give what I'm asking....tonight.

[Boseafus]

Pouncy, this is too funny! Way to get into the holiday spirit.

[Aedon]

Pouncy, this is too funny! Way to get into the holiday spirit.

Ah my little Bakon Bit, there is more to come. The CD will be available for a limited time in the Gramsfoot mezzanine area.

[Aedon]

Hunters Get out
Track left and track right
He's out and about
And Bringing the fight
Chilicheese is coming to town

He's leading a Craid
For taking some keeps
They're out in the moors
Hunting down Freeps
Chilicheese is coming to town

He'll surge into your keep now
So don't be AFK
Here comes Chili and his Craid
On a Merry Creepsmas Slay

So
Hunters get out
Track left and track right
He's out and about
And bringing a fight
Chilicheese is coming to town.

[Aedon]

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Everywhere I go
There's a warg stealthing round LC
And I think he is tracking me
I'm all alone I wonder does he know

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Wargs near every tree
If I mount up and then ride out
I really have no doubt
That he will pounce me

A pair of hunters were out and were sneaking about
When they came on Ringy and Pup
They kited around trying to take them down
And then Hithy ate them up
And all the freeps in GV shout
Hey Hithy, that's enough

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
He's standing in my way
Perhaps with a bit luck
And a little dodge and duck
I'll survive this day

[Aedon]

A stray and in danger
I'm out all alone
My maps are on cooldown
Or I would map home

The craid on the hillside
Looks down ore my head
I know any moment
That I will be dead

[Aedon]

Oh Bird near tree
Oh Bird near tree
You're really taking chances

Oh Bird near tree
Oh Bird near tree
Around you Kynja dances

And every time
The Craid runs by
They hit you once
And then you die

Oh Bird near tree
Oh Bird near tree
You're really taking chances

[Ivaneus]

Hithdraug got run over by a raid here!
Coming back from Gramsfoot to LC!
You may think there's no such thing as gank squad,
But as for me and Pounci we believe.

Hithdraug had been drinking too much egg nogg.
And we begged him not to go!
But he was capped on commendations!
So he staggered out the gate and to the road.

When we found him in the morning
at the scene of the attack,
there was no sign of his poor head!
And the freeps had made a rug out of his back!

Hithdraug got run over by a raid here!
Coming back from Gramsfoot to LC!
You may think there's no such thing as gank squad,
But as for me and Pounci we believe.

Now we're all so proud of of our wargies
'Cause they've been taking things stride.
They've worked out a fair rotation,
For when each pup gets to play with Hithy's hide

Raiding ain't the same without our Hithdraug
The fluffy warg that isn't here
It seems we've lost all our good humor
with the warg who likes to crack open a beer!

Hithdraug got run over by a raid here!
Coming back from Gramsfoot to LC!
You may think there's no such thing as gank squad,
But as for me and Pounci we believe.

Soon our foes will all be routed
As we avenge poor Hithy's fall
We'll try to carve them into mincemeat
Till servers lag out and then we'll all stall

But when the dust clears from the fighting
and our rating stars are full!
we will get a great big present
When Hithdraug maps back from the Victory Circle

Hithdraug got run over by a raid here!
Coming back from Gramsfoot to LC!
You may think there's no such thing as gank squad,
But as for me and Pounci we believe.

[Treelios]

Hey Pounce, you my good sir, are a &&&&ing moron. Bring on the infractions!

[Aedon]

Oh Tree, did you make the naughty list again?

[Sssnapdragon]

Have yourself a merry little raid now
Throw down lots of blight;
From now on
Your troubles will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little raid now
Wargs tracking all your prey;
From now on
Chase the freeps miles away.

Remember us in olden days?
Happy golden days before the store.
But faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to die once more.

Through the years
We all have been together
Freeps and creeps, as one.

If only we could reach the Pony,
Maybe one day we'd have fun;
But have yourself
A merry little raid right now.

Have yourself a merry little raid,
Make the rivers red;
Make all the freeps rage log,
Until you have to go to bed.

Here we are as in olden days,
Racing through the keep floors.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Raid up with us, again in the moors.

Through the years
We all have been together.
And if the outposts allow,
all the freeps will be dead,
This is our Christmas vow.
So have yourself
Ooh have yourself
Ooh just have yourself
A merry little raid RIGHT NOW!!!

[steven76092]

I am actually belly-laughing out loud right now...for real. Sublimely brilliant. A merry ++rep to you sir!

[Sssnapdragon]

A Pouncy and Kynji duet: Baby, There Are Creeps Outside

Oh come in and play - Pouncy there are creeps outside!
Please don't go away - Pouncy there are creeps outside!
This evening was nice – This keep floor is like ice!
Please hold my paws – Oh my, what sharp claws...
Minstrel, what's your hurry? - The other freeps will start to worry...
Listen to the wargys roar – Is someone coming in the front door?
That's just a spider scurry – Pouncy I'm in kind of a hurry....
Wait just a half-second more –Is that another creep or two or four?

Don't care what the other freeps think - Pouncy, it's bad out there
Just have a quick drink. - My raid leader's getting mad out there
I think I'll kill you now – Oh, no, Pouncy....ooow!
Don't break the stun – Hey! This isn't any fun!
Minstrels always say no, no, no – Pouncy that's because we're pro...
I'll say that you fought before you died – Thank you for not hurting my pride.
You really can't stay – What will they say?
Those other creeps outside?

Before you head to the rez – I can't break this mez
Say, lend me your dress – Oh I have to confess
Before the blood starts to pour - I can't wear it anymore
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be posts about this – Don't give me that wargy kiss...
At least there will be plenty implied – Not if you had been the one that had died...
But you really couldn't have stayed – Because you want to get paid....
Oh Kynji, there are creeps outside!
Oh, Pouncy, there are creeps outside!
There are creeps outside!

[Dawnsinger]

Just passed through forums when I spotted this thread. Really funny

Any chance of a Moors christmas music video?

[Hyaline]

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Everywhere I go
There's a warg stealthing round LC
And I think he is tracking me
I'm all alone I wonder does he know

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Wargs near every tree
If I mount up and then ride out
I really have no doubt
That he will pounce me

A pair of hunters were out and were sneaking about
When they came on Ringy and Pup
They kited around trying to take them down
And then Hithy ate them up
And all the freeps in GV shout
Hey Hithy, that's enough

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
He's standing in my way
Perhaps with a bit luck
And a little dodge and duck
I'll survive this day

This one is my favorite

[jenah1]

You know Bolesh and Bashel and Gobblemoss and Gagamba,
Buppkiss and Venomous and Hireah and Dreamwebber.

But do you recall?
The most aggressive spider of all?

Nioba the crazy spider
Had a very short life span
And if you ever saw him
You could even say it's planned

All of the other spiders
Used to laugh and call him bait
They never let poor Nioba
Join in any spider raid

Then one laggy night of PVMP,
Sauron came to say,
Nioba with your Shadow's Bite
Won't you be raid target assist tonight?

Then how the spider loved it
As they chittered target Jaiyne
Nioba the crazy spider,
You'll go down in infamy.

[Ivaneus]

Oh PvP, oh PvP!

. . . need I continue?


And don't forget to chek out the Wierd Al parody, "Oh PvE"

[Sssnapdragon]

Ah my little Bakon Bit, there is more to come. The CD will be available for a limited time in the Gramsfoot mezzanine area.

I saw Bakon kissing Pouncy Claws
Underneath the waterfall last night.
He didn't see me creep
Past the rocks to have a peek
He thought I was tucked
Up in TR with the freeps.

Then, I saw Bakon tickle Pouncy Claws
Underneath his mane of snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If the raid had only seen
Bakon kissing Pouncy Claws last night!

[Aedon]

LOL, We have a winner here. Our album will sell a trillion copies, And I will share the profits with all.

As to a Christmas Video....*looks around* Anyone seen BBB anyplace?

[Aedon]

You know Bolesh and Bashel and Gobblemoss and Gagamba,
Buppkiss and Venomous and Hireah and Dreamwebber.

But do you recall?
The most aggressive spider of all?

Nioba the crazy spider
Had a very short life span
And if you ever saw him
You could even say it's planned

All of the other spiders
Used to laugh and call him bait
They never let poor Nioba
Join in any spider raid

Then one laggy night of PVMP,
Sauron came to say,
Nioba with your Shadow's Bite
Won't you be raid target assist tonight?

Then how the spider loved it
As they chittered target Jaiyne
Nioba the crazy spider,
You'll go down in infamy.

I posted this on Basterni's facebook page. perhaps it will lure him back.

[dniv14]

I'm not very good at this... but here's my try...

Sauron rest ye, hungry wargs and orcs,
let nothing you dismay.
For Chilicheese, our leader,
will start a raid this day!
To save those cowbell-banging minstrels,
shield-walls won't avail.
For we'll bring flies, traps and warg packs tonight,
warg packs tonight.
We'll bring flies, traps and warg packs tonight.

Oh, not so fast, then say the freeps,
You've not yet had your way.
For Caviezel and Upsildor
are coming out to slay!
With lightning storms and rains of thorns
they'll lead the freeps today.
They will drive us to Gramsfoot tonight,
Gramsfoot tonight.
They will drive us to Gramsfoot tonight!

As to a Christmas Video....*looks around* Anyone seen BBB anyplace?

We're still trying to coax Aegthil out of his new pink troll-skin jacket... *shudder*

[tykoshi]

Deck the Moors with wargs in stealth! Fa la la la la la la la la
Pouncing free-eeps with low health! Fa la la la la la la la la
Nom we now our favorite hunters Fa la la la la la la la la
As we dream of Kynji muffins Fa la la la la la la la la

[CRUSHUC]

Everybody stops
And ganks me
These front claws are
Gone as you can see
I know just who
To blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Creepsmas Eve
Is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Creepmas
are my two front claws
My two front claws
See my two front claws!
Gee if I could only
Have my two front claws,
Then I could rip your face off
"Merry Creepsmas."

It seems so long since I could slay,
"Fellrotten sitting on a mount!"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
If I could only claw and swipe!

All I want for Creepsmas
Are my two front claws,
My two front claws,
See my two front claws.
Gee, if I could only
Have my two front claws,
Then I could rip your face off
"Merry Creepsmas."


Syd

[Sssnapdragon]

Ugmog roasting on an open fire,
Hithy nipping at your nose,
Rezzing carols being sung by a defiler,
And freeps avoiding spider slows.

Everybody knows a raid
Will make our ratings grow.
Tiny hobbits, their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to live tonight.

Creeps know that Luc is on his way.
He's really nice and sweet, an infamy buffet,
And Nyyx is gonna spy
To see if Indians
Really knows how to use his flies.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To freavers one to ninety-two:
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Creepsmas to you!