A Very Pouncy Christmas.- Songs to Howl To

[Ringdraug]

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Everywhere I go
There's a warg stealthing round LC
And I think he is tracking me
I'm all alone I wonder does he know

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
Wargs near every tree
If I mount up and then ride out
I really have no doubt
That he will pounce me

A pair of hunters were out and were sneaking about
When they came on Ringy and Pup
They kited around trying to take them down
And then Hithy ate them up
And all the freeps in GV shout
Hey Hithy, that's enough

It's beginning to look a lot like Hithmas
He's standing in my way
Perhaps with a bit luck
And a little dodge and duck
I'll survive this day

These are all just awesome, Pouncey. I even got a mention - yay!

Totally made my day. Thanks for the fun!

[Aedon]

I am so excited by all the entries into the post here. You are all showing great holiday spirit.

[Aedon]

And so This is Creepsmas (Happy Creepsmas, Raid is Over)((For Kynji))

And so this is Creepsmas
And what did you find
Your Fraid mapped to GV
And left you behind

And so this is Creepsmas
I'll do this at least
I'll not leave you lonely
Please come join my feast

A very wargy Creepsmas
I promise you now
We'll eat pies and muffins
And sing Creepsmas Howls

And so this is Creepsmas
And I give you my word
I'll just sit beside you
Near the Rock and the Bird

[jenah1]

I posted this on Basterni's facebook page. perhaps it will lure him back.

Would be great to see that crazy spider out causing trouble again.

[Aedon]

A Pouncy and Kynji duet: Baby, There Are Creeps Outside

Oh come in and play - Pouncy there are creeps outside!
Please don't go away - Pouncy there are creeps outside!
This evening was nice – This keep floor is like ice!
Please hold my paws – Oh my, what sharp claws...
Minstrel, what's your hurry? - The other freeps will start to worry...
Listen to the wargys roar – Is someone coming in the front door?
That's just a spider scurry – Pouncy I'm in kind of a hurry....
Wait just a half-second more –Is that another creep or two or four?

Don't care what the other freeps think - Pouncy, it's bad out there
Just have a quick drink. - My raid leader's getting mad out there
I think I'll kill you now – Oh, no, Pouncy....ooow!
Don't break the stun – Hey! This isn't any fun!
Minstrels always say no, no, no – Pouncy that's because we're pro...
I'll say that you fought before you died – Thank you for not hurting my pride.
You really can't stay – What will they say?
Those other creeps outside?

Before you head to the rez – I can't break this mez
Say, lend me your dress – Oh I have to confess
Before the blood starts to pour - I can't wear it anymore
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be posts about this – Don't give me that wargy kiss...
At least there will be plenty implied – Not if you had been the one that had died...
But you really couldn't have stayed – Because you want to get paid....
Oh Kynji, there are creeps outside!
Oh, Pouncy, there are creeps outside!
There are creeps outside!

This tickles me for a couple of reasons. First of all, it is just too cute, and second, in UO one Yule Aedon did this ( Baby It's Cold Outside) as a duet with a Ghille Dhu. It brings me back some fond memories.

[Aedon]

To the Tune of Christmas for Cowboys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF0FAxI7W3k)

It's wandering the Moors,
That we spend Creepsmas Day
Feasting on Hobbits,
Who had gone astray
We'll find no gifts
Under our Creepsmas tree
It's Creepsmas at Gramsfoot
Come stop by and see

While Over in GV
There's laughter and song
The mood there is merry
This all seems so wrong
Why are they gifted
While we sit and wait
For Merry old Santa
To come to our gate.

No campfires for warmth
No bright Creepsmas cheer
This year poor Hithy
Had to recycle beer
Our breads full of maggots
Our fur's full of thorns
Oh come all ye Freefolk
So richly adorned

But out of the east
A bright star appears
We no longer shiver
Our Howls ring out clear
And if just for the evening
We reflect on a birth
And wish peace and Joy
To All Middle Earth

[Sssnapdragon]

And so This is Creepsmas (Happy Creepsmas, Raid is Over)((For Kynji))

And so this is Creepsmas
And what did you find
Your Fraid mapped to GV
And left you behind

And so this is Creepsmas
I'll do this at least
I'll not leave you lonely
Please come join my feast

A very wargy Creepsmas
I promise you now
We'll eat pies and muffins
And sing Creepsmas Howls

And so this is Creepsmas
And I give you my word
I'll just sit beside you
Near the Rock and the Bird

My favorite

[tykoshi]

Nyme got run over by a warg pack
Running to Bear Valley from GV
Now you may say there’s no such thing as warg packs
But as for Luc and Kynji, they believe

She went looking for more solos
And they said that she’d be killed
Cuz Chili had another zerg out
Hiding just below the top of GV hill
When they found her at the rez point
After she had been attacked
There were teeth marks on her ankles
And incriminating paw marks up her back

Nyme got run over by a warg pack
Running to Bear Valley from GV
Now you may say there’s no such thing as warg packs
But as for Luc and Kynji, they believe

Now the freeps are in a tizzy
Pup or Hithy’s got a pack
Ups is getting a new fraid up
To kill those wargs and really pay ‘em back
And the fraid set out from GV
Ganking Hazbak on the way
Heading straight to River OP
And wiping the main craid at Good TA

Nyme got run over by a warg pack
Running to Bear Valley from GV
Now you may say there’s no such thing as warg packs
But as for Luc and Kynji, they believe

Now the fraid is on the tyrant
And there’s Gilmor hanging back
So those stealthy, sneaky wargies
Decide to have him for a tasty midnight snack
But they didn’t see the RKs
Or the burgs all laughing at the side
So now all the wargs in that same warg pack
Are rezzing at the circle cuz they died.

Nyme got run over by a warg pack
Running to Bear Valley from GV
Now you may say there’s no such thing as warg packs
But as for Luc and Kynji, they believe



-pup-

[tykoshi]

Chilicheese has a raid out
To the Moors, bring your freeps out
We’re fighting tonight
And laying down blight
Raiding in a PvP wonderland

On the ground, there’s tar and fire
Causing wargs to expire
And RK’s lightning
Is getting fright’ning
Raiding in a PvP wonderland

Inside Lugz the freeps are on the tyrant
At TR the creeps killed the CG
At BB the warg pack’s nomming Budhorn
And someone’s gone to flip back the OP’s

Later on we’ll conspire
To wipe the raid with focused fire
And take the keeps back
With steady attack
Raiding in a PVP wonderland

[Sssnapdragon]

Nyme got run over by a warg pack
Running to Bear Valley from GV
Now you may say there’s no such thing as warg packs
But as for Luc and Kynji, they believe

-pup-

Another favorite. I need extra copies of this CD for stocking stuffers, Pounce.

[Helnark]

My contribution, I deliberately only namechecked our glorious leaders but I can assure you guys I was thinking of all the packmates I've run with as I typed it. hugs to you all; to the tune of We Three Kings:



We fluffy wargs of SWS are
Baring fangs we traverse afar.
TR Fields and hotspot, Candy mountain,
Following Puppeh's paw.

O paw of wonder, paw of night,
Paw with claws a shining bright,
West bridge proceeding, Pup is leading,
Hithys tail no perfect sight.

Born a warg on Ettenmoors plain,
Teeth I bring to kill freeps again,
warg forever, ceasing never
Pup has a pack out again.

O paw of wonder, paw of night,
Paw with claws a shining bright,
West bridge proceeding, Pup is leading,
Hithys tail no perfect sight.

Healing howl to offer have I.
In Shadow stance defeat is nigh.
Disappearing, sprinting, clearing,
kill that freepie before I die!

O paw of wonder, paw of night,
Paw with claws a shining bright,
West bridge proceeding, Pup is leading,
Hithys tail no perfect sight.

Death is mine: it's bitter perfume
Rezzing at Grams a gathering gloom.
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding dying,
Regroup at TA stairs.

O paw of wonder, paw of night,
Paw with claws a shining bright,
West bridge proceeding, Pup is leading,
Hithys tail no perfect sight.

Running again warg pack arise,
Pounce and maul, another freep dies .
Arrooooluia, arrooluia!
Sounds through Middle earth and skies.

O paw of wonder, paw of night,
Paw with claws a shining bright,
West bridge proceeding, Pup is leading,
Hithys tail no perfect sight.

[Aedon]

Alas poor Luc
We've done you wrong
To hunt you down
So relentlessly

When all you sought
Was a solo fight
Like any GV gentry

Warg packs would hunt you down
Then one warg would start the fight
Warg packs would nom you down
You'd be fine if not for those warg packs.

[Aedon]

Leekae The Elf Champ
Was a jolly shing shing soul
With his pouty mouth and his long straight nose
And his eyes as black as coal

Leekae the Elf Champ
Was a killer so they say
But his golden locks
brought a few hard knocks
for their tangled unkempt ways

There must have been some magic
In that jar of gel he bought
For when he combed it through his hair
He got the look he sought

Then Leekae the Elf Champ
Was as fine as he could be
And the creeps all say
That if looks could slay
He will be the death of me.

[GIR-dog]

Okay, Creepsmas is soon to be upon us, time to add to the Ettenmoors Holiday Album.

[Calta]

And so This is Creepsmas (Happy Creepsmas, Raid is Over)((For Kynji))

And so this is Creepsmas
And what did you find
Your Fraid mapped to GV
And left you behind

And so this is Creepsmas
I'll do this at least
I'll not leave you lonely
Please come join my feast

A very wargy Creepsmas
I promise you now
We'll eat pies and muffins
And sing Creepsmas Howls

And so this is Creepsmas
And I give you my word
I'll just sit beside you
Near the Rock and the Bird

Wonderful thread. This is my fave so far. Did I miss Fairytale of New York?

Please do a carols by candlelight show.

[whatever6]

Wonderful thread. This is my fave so far. Did I miss Fairytale of New York?

Please do a carols by candlelight show.

Great post love this song you sir are a gentleman and a scholar, that is all.

[GIR-dog]

Warg Carols By Candlelight

They raided up tonight
To hunt the free folks down
And I was hesitant
To join the pack

Most any other night
I’d go along with them
But this was Creepsmas day
And so I stayed

From far up Gramsfoot hill
I heard the sounds of war
Bringing the saddest sounds
Of death and pain

And though my hunger gnawed
Still I stayed standing there
And thought of other fights,
And other days.

They was Leekae and Budhorn
A running around,
In the cool of the morning
The captain’s horns sound.
When I first went a stalking
I could not believe
The number of freeps
Who were trying to kill me

They gave chase
I was witty
And led them along
With dancing and taunting
And sly wargy songs
And out past the rock,
They saw what they’d done wrong
When the creep raid jumped out and
And they started to fight

The howls from the warg packs high on grams hill were calling out they say
As the fight went raging on that Creepsmas day.

You like spiders and orcs,
You love wargs and defilers
With foul smelly loincloths and filth tangled fur
We look dirty and ragged, all following Maggot
Happy Creepsmas my ###, off to dinner we go

The howls from the warg packs high up Grams hill, were calling out they say
As the fight went raging on that Creepsmas day.

I could have pounced someone
Perhaps just anyone
And took their life away
I watched men die.
I’ve kept a running count
The walls inside my den
Remind me what I am but
I can stop this one night

The howls from the warg packs high up Grams hill, were calling out they say
But I’ll not go out and fight this Creepsmas day.

[Strobed]

Hey Pounce, you my good sir, are a &&&&ing moron. Bring on the infractions!

Holy shet is it really Treelios? How you been Vaseline? It's like an O.G SnH reunion!

Well, minus all the drugs and coka-cola.

[Trainatura]

Holy shet is it really Treelios? How you been Vaseline? It's like an O.G SnH reunion!

Well, minus all the drugs and coka-cola.

You do realize that treelios post was from 3 years ago right?? Here I thought you might grow out of your stupidity, silly me.

p.s. You were never O.G

P.p.s. I miss you

[hinellas]

T'was the night before Christmas when all through the moors,
Not a creature were stirring not even the wargs;

The stockings were hung in GV with care,
In hopes that the creeps would soon be there;

The minstrels were nestled all snug in their beds,
With the vision of Reavers danced in their heads;

And Minipied in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Had settled our instruments for a long winters nap;

When on GV lawn there arouse some clatter,
I sprang out my bed to see what was the matter;

Away from GV steps I flew like a flash,
Tore open my guitar and spammed some bolster fast;

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave lustre to mid-day to the creeps down bellow;

When what do my wandering eyes did appear,
But Maggotmeat and eight other creeps near;

With a little old Warleader, so lively and slick,
I knew in a moment I must act quick;

More rapid than eagles his courses they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name;

"Now Breggel-1, now Duskyy, now Naz, now Immigrant,
On Mugshot, on Lozarrow, on Bumblybee, on Jimi;
To the top of GV Hill, to the top of Lugz wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!;

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle mounted to the sky;

So up towards GV the craid they flew,
With a slew of creeps and Necksnappers too!;

And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof;
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof;

As I drew in my head as I was turning around,
Down the horse stables their First Agers were bound;

They were dressed in their audacity gear from head to foot,
A bundle of weapons they filled with their loot;

And the Burgs looked like peddlers just opening their packs,
Their eyes how they twinkled!
Their smile how Merry!
Their cheeks were roses, their noses like cherries!

Their hobbits little mouths was drawn up like a bow,
And the beards on the dwarves chin were as white as snow;

The stumps of pipes held in their teeth,
And the smoke it enriched their head like a wreath;

His broad face and little round belly,
Jahbladez shook when he laughed like a bowl of jelly;

He was chubby and plump and jolly like a dwarf,
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself;

A wink on his eye and twist of his head,
Soon let me know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
Gathered some freeps and filled all the groups;

Then turned with a jerk and laying his finger aside his nose,
And giving a nod out of GV we rode;

He sprang on his horse to his team a whistle,
And away we flew like bacon with some sizzle;

To meet the creeps I heard him explain!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

[Trainatura]

When what do my wandering eyes did appear,
But Maggotmeat and eight other creeps near;

"Now Breggel-1, now Duskyy, now Naz,
On Mugshot, on Lozarrow, on Bumblybee, on Jimi;
To the top of GV Hill, to the top of Lugz wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!;

I like the it but the fact cant be ignored. Maggot even heal stacks in songs.

[hinellas]

I like the it but the fact cant be ignored. Maggot even heal stacks in songs.

LOL totally uintentional. Just went with what came to mind. Haha

[Shane412]

Hey Pounce, you my good sir, are a &&&&ing moron. Bring on the infractions!

I still approve this message.

-Jetsu

[Calta]

Warg Carols By Candlelight

They raided up tonight
To hunt the free folks down
And I was hesitant
To join the pack

Most any other night
I’d go along with them
But this was Creepsmas day
And so I stayed

From far up Gramsfoot hill
I heard the sounds of war
Bringing the saddest sounds
Of death and pain

And though my hunger gnawed
Still I stayed standing there
And thought of other fights,
And other days.

They was Leekae and Budhorn
A running around,
In the cool of the morning
The captain’s horns sound.
When I first went a stalking
I could not believe
The number of freeps
Who were trying to kill me

They gave chase
I was witty
And led them along
With dancing and taunting
And sly wargy songs
And out past the rock,
They saw what they’d done wrong
When the creep raid jumped out and
And they started to fight

The howls from the warg packs high on grams hill were calling out they say
As the fight went raging on that Creepsmas day.

You like spiders and orcs,
You love wargs and defilers
With foul smelly loincloths and filth tangled fur
We look dirty and ragged, all following Maggot
Happy Creepsmas my ###, off to dinner we go

The howls from the warg packs high up Grams hill, were calling out they say
As the fight went raging on that Creepsmas day.

I could have pounced someone
Perhaps just anyone
And took their life away
I watched men die.
I’ve kept a running count
The walls inside my den
Remind me what I am but
I can stop this one night

The howls from the warg packs high up Grams hill, were calling out they say
But I’ll not go out and fight this Creepsmas day.

Thank you Sir Pouncy. My Christmas wish has come true.
Peralda
"gentleman and scholar" .
..my new title courtesy of Captain Trys. Is he in for a shock!

[Belladawna]

LOVE IT!!!! Both Pounc and Hine did a fantastic job. It gets me in the mood for Christmas.


xoxoxo

Badpuppie