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    The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Be sure to check out The Escapist for a new web comic about LOTRO. Warning as it has some salty language that may not be appropriate or agreeable to all audiences, thus I won't be linking to it directly. Just pop over to escapistmagazine.com and look for The Lord Of The Zings, either on the main page or via the site's search function. You won't regret it as it's quite hilarious.
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    I did not know minstrels sang Holy Diver....
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    I approve of this comic.

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    That comic is awesome. Personally I like to think of my RK's DPS as a stand-up act, and the Orcs as hecklers. Epic conclusion = "...but that would be unfair to aardvarks. GOODNIGHT" Shocking words = "[censored for Comedy Central broadcast]."
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    For convenience (not easy to find for me):
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...d-of-the-Zings

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    Thumbs down Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by Lohi View Post
    For convenience (not easy to find for me):
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...d-of-the-Zings
    Thanks for posting the link.
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Another Lotro comic? Awesome
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Pure. Comedy. Gold.
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    I have to question the realism of this comic.

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    You know, I've been given infractions for linking stuff with less offensive language than that. Amazing how a "positive" message containing "mother****er" and "dip****" is somehow more appropriate than a negative one with "bast***" in it.
    [CENTER][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=dimgray]::: [SIZE=3][URL="http://waywatchersofcardolan.guildportal.com"][COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=4]T[/SIZE]he [SIZE=4]W[/SIZE]aywatchers of [SIZE=4]C[/SIZE]ardolan[/COLOR][/URL] [SIZE=2]:[/SIZE] [URL="http://palantiri.guildportal.com"][COLOR=LightBlue][SIZE=4]T[/SIZE]he [SIZE=4]P[/SIZE]alantiri[/COLOR][/URL][/SIZE] :::[/COLOR][/FONT]
    [FONT=Garamond][COLOR=DimGray][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/balgr/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Balgr Snowmantle[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Curmudgeon[/COLOR] :[SIZE=4][COLOR=#303030].[/COLOR][/SIZE][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/saladoc/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Saladoc Willowleaf[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Stick-in-the-mud[/COLOR]
    [URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/ciruth/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Ciruth of Gondor[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Itinerant Scholar[/COLOR] : [COLOR=LemonChiffon][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/halvr/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Halvr[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/khasi/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Khasi Flamebrow[/COLOR][/URL], and [COLOR=LemonChiffon]Kholi[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]: At your service![/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]
    [SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][URL="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/MrPinstripes/FFXI%20Stuff/AustrevenMH21409.jpg"][COLOR=dimgray]Austreven[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][SIZE=3][COLOR=#303030].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]of Cobalt (Bismarck)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    RK's are supposed to be so wordy, but they don't make any vocal sounds. I thought this was odd when they released the class. And where are her stones?

    Thanks for the link!

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by CWood View Post
    You know, I've been given infractions for linking stuff with less offensive language than that. Amazing how a "positive" message containing
    *'s get you infractions, too. :/
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by Lohi View Post
    For convenience (not easy to find for me):
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...d-of-the-Zings
    Thanks for the link!

    LOL funny!

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Hah, now I want to play an RK and create /shortcuts with insults.

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by kerryak View Post
    *'s get you infractions, too.
    Yeah, I'm aware. I generally don't have a problem with Turbine's moderation of its forums (in other words, my infractions were either legitimate or pushing the envelope), but this particular example shows a pretty blatant double-standard; if that cartoon were negative, the links to it (and possibly the thread itself) would have been axed rather than commended.
    [CENTER][FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=dimgray]::: [SIZE=3][URL="http://waywatchersofcardolan.guildportal.com"][COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=4]T[/SIZE]he [SIZE=4]W[/SIZE]aywatchers of [SIZE=4]C[/SIZE]ardolan[/COLOR][/URL] [SIZE=2]:[/SIZE] [URL="http://palantiri.guildportal.com"][COLOR=LightBlue][SIZE=4]T[/SIZE]he [SIZE=4]P[/SIZE]alantiri[/COLOR][/URL][/SIZE] :::[/COLOR][/FONT]
    [FONT=Garamond][COLOR=DimGray][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/balgr/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Balgr Snowmantle[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Curmudgeon[/COLOR] :[SIZE=4][COLOR=#303030].[/COLOR][/SIZE][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/saladoc/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Saladoc Willowleaf[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Stick-in-the-mud[/COLOR]
    [URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/ciruth/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Ciruth of Gondor[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Silver]: Itinerant Scholar[/COLOR] : [COLOR=LemonChiffon][URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/halvr/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Halvr[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://my.lotro.com/character/landroval/khasi/"][COLOR=LemonChiffon]Khasi Flamebrow[/COLOR][/URL], and [COLOR=LemonChiffon]Kholi[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]: At your service![/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]
    [SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][URL="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/MrPinstripes/FFXI%20Stuff/AustrevenMH21409.jpg"][COLOR=dimgray]Austreven[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][SIZE=3][COLOR=#303030].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]of Cobalt (Bismarck)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by CWood View Post
    if that cartoon were negative
    I guess positive or negative are in the eye of the beholder. I see the cartoon very much leaning towards the latter. I loved it! Reminded me a little of insult sword fighting in the comedy classic Monkey Island.

    I find it neatly highlights the laughable justifications behind two of the sillier classes that have been shoehorned into the game world in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator and impose the trite old MMO trinity of healer-tank-dps. The absurdity of the totally unnecessary whiz-fizz-bang rune keeper in particular was delightfully exposed.

    Don't get me wrong, lotro is a wonderful, fun, generic fantasy MMO, or I wouldn't be playing it. The world builders in particular have done an amazing job. I just wish Turbine's interpretation of Middle-earth was closer to Tolkien's vision than to Beard and Kenney's

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by PantsOnTheGround View Post
    I loved it! Reminded me a little of insult sword fighting in the comedy classic Monkey Island.
    +rep just for mentioning that little gem of a game(s) :P
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    that RK ability seems pretty lore breaking...

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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    A+ would LOL again. *applause*
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    Re: The Lord Of The Zings - The Escapist's Critical Miss web comic tackles LOTRO

    Quote Originally Posted by WarDad71 View Post
    +rep just for mentioning that little gem of a game(s) :P
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