In the last 48 hours, I have seen some incredibly bizarre things in LOTRO. Clearly they’re not all designed to be bizarre, but they’re so new to me that I’m shocked every time I experience them.
For one thing, while Vyenne and I are fighting in close-quarters combat with a boss-type monster, these hugely strange but attractively colorful icons keep popping up. Naturally, the first time it happened, I was so surprised to see them that all I could do was shout something that sounded like “Waiwhawhoa!” I’m very verbal that way.
Vyenne either hadn’t had it come up on her screen or she’d been asleep at the wheel when it happened. Regardless, she gave me a slightly pitying look that clearly said that no, she hadn’t seen any “Romper Room buttons suddenly come up while fighting that bossy goblin. And what’s Romper Room anyway?” This is what I get for playing with someone born in the 80s. And, ya know, in England.
Within a few minutes however, the buttons came up on both of our screens and their presence could no longer be denied.
“What IS that?!” She exclaimed, which was what I’d meant to say when *I* first saw them.
“I dunno! That’s what I was trying to tell you!” I squinted at my screen, trying to frantically see what the buttons meant while not dying to another goblin.
“I think one is a cow!” “I think that’s an octopus!” We shouted simultaneously.
But alas, the buttons disappeared before we could discern anything further, but we were determined to get a closer look next time. Fascinated, we stayed near Minas Eriol in the Lone Lands longer than was strictly necessary so that we could continue to fight these goblin mini-bosses, just to see the pretty buttons come up again. Before long, they did.
We both leaned forward into our screens, squinting our eyes and with our mouths open. “I got it!” I shouted. “The blue one is a British Airways stewardess.” (THAT earned me the dirtiest look imaginable. Vyenne may or may not be a stewardess herself, albeit not for BA.) “That’s alright,” I added consolingly. “The green one is definitely an American eagle getting punched in the head from above.”
“I think the red one is a mushroom cloud,” Vyenne commented then, ignoring me altogether. “Darn, I want THAT attack next time!”
I giggled. “You can’t. Hunters only - that HAS to be a ranged attack. When do I earn the ICBM trait?” I wondered aloud.
“Probably about the same time I earn the yellow Troll Doll attack, which seems…slightly less over-powered than yours.”
“I dunno, troll dolls are pretty creepy.”
“True.”
Fortunately, it didn’t take us long to realise that our primary assessments had been completely wrong.
“Wait!” Vyenne finally shouted. “I think the red one is really…a tree. A tree attack?” We both remembered the Old Forest and shuddered.
“And…a pony, and…a spider?”
“Yes, and a birdie,” she confirmed the last of the icons. “Okay, so…how do we use these?”
“No idea. Let’s each pick one next time. Like…what’s that show? The Pikachu show? Like that!”
“Oh, my god,” she rolled her eyes in that way she does that screams that I’m far too ancient for words. “Pokemon?”
“No, the one with Pikachu. Where they all go around shouting I pick you! Let’s do that. Oh wait, there are the buttons!” I shouted excitedly. “PONY, I PICK YOU!” And I clicked the blue icon. My total lack of embarrassment at my own nerdiness must’ve won her over.
“I PICK TREE!” She hollered.
Suddenly, our entire battle paused for one long, pregnant moment.
“What happened?” I whispered.
“I dunno…did we break it? Do trees not go with ponies?”
But the next moment, the game un-froze and in one amazing instant, the goblin exploded. We both sat back in our chairs, impressed. “Daaaaaaaamn.”
“Again! AGAIN!”
The battle against the goblins continued, and we shouted our button choices each time. Eventually we came to realise that the buttons indicate some kind of synergistic attack, but we haven’t quite figured out the magic. Do we need to find special combinations? Is it a timing issue? Should we be shouting in Elvish? Are we completely wrong about Pikachu and it’s all really a Power Ranger issue?
Any and all assistance would be greatly appreciated.
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Clearly, we need help here.