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Oct 01 2021, 03:51 PM #1
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Issue 222 of the LOTRO Beacon is now available!
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Oct 01 2021, 04:19 PM #2
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My Dwarven Alliance:
Halfling Party Crashers
Our Theme Song:
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what all the Hobbit's hate-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what all the Hobbit's hate!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
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Oct 01 2021, 04:28 PM #3
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Meow.
Servers: Treebeard | Arkenstone | Landroval
Classes: Hunter | Champion | Loremaster | Warden | Beorning | Guardian | Captain | Burglar
Creeps: Warleader | Reaver
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Oct 01 2021, 04:28 PM #4
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Apparently to ruin the fun for an alliance of hobbits drinking in peace all over Middle Earth....
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Oct 01 2021, 04:36 PM #5
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I raised a band of dwarves to eat cheese and create chaos. It looks like we're fresh out of cheese.
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Oct 01 2021, 06:14 PM #6
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What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
Reclaim Ered Luin from those filthy elves.
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Oct 01 2021, 06:18 PM #7
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What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do? Dig, Dig, and DIG DEEP! Dig deeper like they've never dug before for that mithril. MUAH HA HA HA HA!
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Oct 01 2021, 06:24 PM #8
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The dwarves and I conspire to . . .
. . . drink the Shire dry!
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Oct 01 2021, 07:17 PM #9
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I did it to reclaim Gundabad and Moria! Baruk Khazad! Khazad I menu!
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Oct 01 2021, 07:18 PM #10
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I did it to chip the glasses and cracked the plates because thats what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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Oct 01 2021, 07:19 PM #11
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Having a large party of dwarves ensures that meat is always on the menu!
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Oct 01 2021, 07:21 PM #12
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We delved too greedily and too deep to find mithril. We woke the nameless terror
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Oct 01 2021, 09:03 PM #13
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To find and reclaim all 7 of the dwarf rings. They're ours! All ours!
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Oct 01 2021, 09:31 PM #14
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We're going to organize the All Kingdoms Man-Tossing championship tournament.
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Oct 02 2021, 12:08 AM #15
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I forged an alliance to take claim all the fine drinks from the Hobbits.
<< Co-founder of The Firebrands of Caruja on Landroval >>
Ceolford of Dale, Dorolin, Tordag, Garberend Bellheather, Colfinn Belegorn, Garmo Butterbuckles, Calensarn Nimlos, Langtiriel, Bergteir
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Oct 02 2021, 01:03 AM #16
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A big feast
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Oct 02 2021, 02:09 AM #17
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Dorfs?
I feed em all the trash fish I catch. They don't know the difference between plain ol Carp, and a finely grilled Trout.
Brandy: Cupcakes of Doom.
Landro: Trueheart Companions.
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Oct 02 2021, 03:26 AM #18
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What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
To participate in the first ever "Barrel Race on the Brandywine!" (Bring your own paddle.)
"One thing drives out another." [Barliman Butterbur]
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Oct 02 2021, 04:45 AM #19
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To conquer Middle-Earth! No, wait... that's not really Dwarvish... Oh, well
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Oct 02 2021, 06:16 AM #20
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What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
To dig up all the treasure before the Elves arrive!
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Oct 02 2021, 07:21 AM #21
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Durin has forged an alliance of the Dwarf clans to retake Gundabad. What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf cl
Dwarf Clan Festival and Games. No Marathons, only short sprint races. Absolutely No Tossing!
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THE ELDAR. Kinship of Evernight
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Oct 02 2021, 12:55 PM #22
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...What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
A party animals celebration for the inaugurations of the dwarfs newest invention: The Merry-go-round Event! Originally Posted by Cordovan
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Oct 02 2021, 03:51 PM #23
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Durin has forged an alliance of the Dwarf clans to retake Gundabad. What did you forge an alliance of Dwarf clans to do?
To "Get Lucky"?
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Oct 02 2021, 04:55 PM #24
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To retake Gundabad. May I confess I overheard Prince Durin speaking of something important, and tried to do it ahead of him?
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Oct 02 2021, 06:53 PM #25
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To craft enough armor to outfit my army.
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