Quote Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0927 View Post
Depends on his form. He could also be a Beorning Bear Bacon Baker. Or a Bare Beorning Bacon Baker if they created a bare-chested cosmetic for him.

*borrows burglar's HiPS skill and quietly sneaks off to other side of thread*
But Beorn baking bacon breaks book-lore bemoaningly...

We could still have something like...

Bear Beorning bodacious buttery baker