Describe your sex life in one LotRO term.

[Bopbopaluie]

Critical Success!

Raid

[Fionnuala]

I knew I made this effect for a reason... (from the Grodbog Queen)

"There's a dull pain in your abdomen, and also a squirming sensation... almost as if there were... something moving."

That's just dirty.

For me, one word: Fervor.

[Wisdomandlore]

A Hunter walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Would you like a [Guide to Home]?"

Edit: Gildhur informs that is no longer a Hunter skill.

[Bopbopaluie]

Don't forget the classic:

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (from The Fellowship of the Ring ch. 6 The Old Forest)

LOL

Great thread, keep it up.

Can we get this added to the Hall of Fame eventually or stickied? LOL

[NothingToSay]

"I practice alot when I'm alone" (Woody Allen's classic line)

[couldn't resist]

Now back to the actual thread!

[TsarithArcher]

I knew I made this effect for a reason... (from the Grodbog Queen)

"There's a dull pain in your abdomen, and also a squirming sensation... almost as if there were... something moving."

That's what you get when you rely on the Rhythm Method alone! (Try throwing in some Harmony and Melody to go with your Rhythm...it works for Barry White!) ;p

[Bopbopaluie]

Hey baby, you wanna see my legendary item?

[The_Blue_and_Gold]

Hey baby, wanna see my [Thrusting Spear of Vigour]? No.......ok. /cry

[Sangahyando]

Brutal Assault:
You use brute strength to hammer home a well placed blow. Requires overpower.

Deep Breath:
You gather your wits and instantly recover some of your skills.

[BoomWave]

Anuleth, Pie-eating champion :\

[SolaFide03]

You cannot use that right now

[Fyrbreak]

You seem to have misplaced your pants, this makes you sad

[BoomWave]

not on toopic but...

In computer in general, there's a lot of funny quotes you can make:

"Probing holes", "Hacking back-door", "man in the middle", ...

in french, "bit" pronouce the same as our "dick" word so there'a also things like dirty bit that makes students laugh a lot. Strings, I also had a teacher with SEX written in BIG black letters on his books. It was for Système d'exploitation.. OS in french heh. You do have a lot of fun.

[Jerkan]

Drawing upon deep reserves you let fly with great strength and precision, the result is impressive, but so is the cost.

[Sandgorgan]

"You have completed Explosive Force, your Blinding Flash will be harder to resist"...

[Harry2]

You must face your target

loot has now been set to incomparable with roll pass

you lift your sword in salute

you strike a heroic pose

you have been incapacitated by misadventure

[Jesslynn]

The Ivy Bush Inn

[Wisdomandlore]

I also had a teacher with SEX written in BIG black letters on his books. It was for Système d'exploitation.. OS in french heh. You do have a lot of fun.

That reminds me of...

[ScrappyTheGreat]

Hmmm, I haven't read all 13 pages of this. Has anybody said "Soloing with a one-handed weapon in the Lone Lands" ?

[The_Blue_and_Gold]

Head-butt.

haha she's a keeper.

[zevenate]

piercing cry

still as death

rally

[CardinalTRE]

Anything that involves "The White Hand"

/sulk

[Sangahyando]

"You can use this token to call your mount".

./blush

[Wisdomandlore]

You blow on the Acorn nut.

Grimbur comes.

(I know that's not what it says, but that's our joke in the kin >_> )

[Andoli]

Skills from the creepside:

Lie In Wait
Get a Grip!
Pounce
Screaming Shafts
Crack The Whip
Fertile Slime