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May 05 2010, 03:25 PM #1
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Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
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May 05 2010, 03:32 PM #2
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Boromir wondered how he was going to explain to the rest of the Fellowship that his Mom said he could go only if she came along as chaperon.
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This was not exactly what Frank had in mind when he first decided to try the "Bree Cougars" dating service.Last edited by Voxin; May 05 2010 at 03:43 PM.
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May 05 2010, 03:33 PM #3
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
"There has always been Starkadders on Cold Comfort Farm."
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May 05 2010, 03:42 PM #4
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Awesome! nice work
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May 05 2010, 03:44 PM #5
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Faramir was beginning to regret his one night stand after the Inn League Beer Goggles had worn off.
Nobby Nobbs - Landroval immigrant.
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May 05 2010, 03:46 PM #6
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Warning: Excessive Consumption Dwarven Ale may result in rude awakenings.
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May 05 2010, 03:56 PM #7
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Who want's to marry a Millionairess
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May 05 2010, 04:05 PM #8
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
The Sinister Inn League Keg is very sinister indeed.
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May 05 2010, 04:14 PM #9
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Please don't say you want to go for a walk, please don't say you want to go for a walk, please don't say....
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May 05 2010, 04:24 PM #10
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
The only way Bart could make it through the night was thinking of different ways to get back at Fred for setting him up on this blind date.
O Elvenking! … Merry be the Greenwood while the world is yet young and merry be all your folk!
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May 05 2010, 04:27 PM #11
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! You're too damn old for those leather pants!
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May 05 2010, 04:29 PM #12
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
You win the thread...+1 Originally Posted by Elfheart
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May 05 2010, 04:30 PM #13
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Aragorn decided it definitely would have been wise to see Arwen without her makeup on before marrying a 2700 year-old Elf.
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After meeting Mrs. Gandalf, it became clear to Aragorn why Gandalf was so eager to take a road trip to Mordor.Last edited by Voxin; May 05 2010 at 04:51 PM.
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May 05 2010, 04:30 PM #14
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Beauty is but a lightswitch away but daylight can ruin many fantasies.
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May 05 2010, 04:45 PM #15
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
good one! Originally Posted by Voxin
O Elvenking! … Merry be the Greenwood while the world is yet young and merry be all your folk!
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May 05 2010, 04:47 PM #16
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Hey guys, uhmmmmm I hate to say this but somebody has to drop. Mom just informed me were not raiding tonight if she does not get a spot. Umm guys where did you all go!!!
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May 05 2010, 04:58 PM #17
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
"Go ahead, laugh. At night it's a whole different story."
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May 05 2010, 05:01 PM #18
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
1. YES!! I rescued the... fair.... maiden?!...
2. In the event Frodo failed in the Quest to Mount doom, Elrond had come up with a back up plan.... He went and found Sauron's mother...
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May 05 2010, 05:17 PM #19
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Good plan, but I can't help wondering if Sauron would want her back and keep picturing a "Ransom of Red Chief" scenario for poor Elrond. My apologies to Mr. O'Henry for my hijacking of the father's letter to the kidnappers from that story: Originally Posted by CmdrMagic
Gentlemen: I received your letter to-day by post, in regard to the ransom you ask for the return of my mom. I think you are a little high in your demands, and I hereby make you a counter-proposition, which I am inclined to believe you will accept. You bring mom home and pay me two hundred and fifty gold coins in cash and return my ring, and I agree to take her off your hands. You had better come at night, for the Nazgul believe she is lost, and I couldn't be responsible for what they would do to anybody they saw bringing her back.
Very respectfully,
Sauron.
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May 05 2010, 05:37 PM #20
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
You win Originally Posted by Voxin
Good plan, but I can't help wondering if Sauron would want her back and keep picturing a "Ransom of Red Chief" scenario for poor Elrond. My apologies to Mr. O'Henry for my hijacking of the father's letter to the kidnappers from that story:
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May 05 2010, 05:57 PM #21
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Actually, I'm thinking the plan would be to unleash Sauron's mother on him. After all, he has been rather terribly naughty. Originally Posted by Voxin
Good plan, but I can't help wondering if Sauron would want her back and keep picturing a "Ransom of Red Chief" scenario for poor Elrond. My apologies to Mr. O'Henry for my hijacking of the father's letter to the kidnappers from that story:
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May 05 2010, 06:03 PM #22
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Welcome to Cougar Town!
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May 05 2010, 06:43 PM #23
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
couldn't resist
The Monogamous Interpersonal Leisurely Female dating association is a free service provided by the Men of Bree.Last edited by aleczander; May 05 2010 at 06:45 PM. Reason: nicety
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May 05 2010, 06:53 PM #24
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Re: Lets see what kind of captions we can get for this one.
Cannot.....stop.....laughing.. ... Originally Posted by Graythandor
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out & proclaiming "WOW, what a ride!"
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May 05 2010, 07:46 PM #25
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I can see it now: "Tune-in tomorrow as exasperated Mordor mom turns to reality show, 'World's Strictest Parents,' to deal with out of control youth." Originally Posted by Taralom
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