Where Da Chicken At?

[ajfrye44]

Dear Nim Freeps,

Greetings. Many of you may remember your old training dummy, Gnarls, some of you may not. No matter which category you fit, I urge you to reacquaint yourselves with this dear ol' defiler. How? I'm glad you asked!

The first step would be to stop coming into a PvP zone just to run away the minute you see me. After you work up the cahones to actually attempt what you came into this very specific zone to attempt, you'll find you're just as good and capable as I am in our exchange, perhaps even more so.

To see a burg spend ~5 minutes essentially letting me know he's there just to pop TnG (defiler gourds can't be evaded anywho) and/or run the second you realize you won't easymode me, makes me sad. Stand your ground, and you might be surprised to learn that you have CC and debuffs and damage skills...

Or to see a 10-13k heavy armor Grothum explorer feel the need to pop w/e run boost they have the second they see me, and refuse to come back till there's 3-4 more of you, is just silly. Do you suck that badly at tanking that 1-2 goblins and a defiler are too much for you? Are your Cpt buffs not enough to compensate for the minimal damage a goblin adds to our exchange?

Of course, I'm flattered you think so highly of me that you have to run and escape as fast and as hard as you can. However, I'm getting awfully lonely in the dust of your chickenhood. Buck up, boyos. Throw off the pussycatness of your ways and learn to use all those fancy icons...it's the best way to learn you still have the upper hand!

<3
Gnarls

P.S.
Of course, you could always continue to run like scared little girls, it's always good for a laugh...

[avrilo]

./hookerwave

you iz scary



waz up with those shiny and pretty stars anyway?

[OGsam]

People have been running from pretty much every fight I have ever had in the last 3 and 1/2 years. If it makes you feel any better, I will gladly give you a few fights where running won't be necessary, this time I won't have already killed 8 creeps without dropping combat though.

[22Acacia]

OP defiler is OP. Also, most freeps run because they have become trained to just assume 49 creeps will come out of the mud wall once they find themselves a nice solo freep, then back into their muddy fortress of solitude when anything approaching half of their numbers show up in the moors.

Finally, in the name of fairness, please start your chicken creeps thread now. There's plenty to be found both low ranked and high.

[ajfrye44]

People have been running from pretty much every fight I have ever had in the last 3 and 1/2 years. If it makes you feel any better, I will gladly give you a few fights where running won't be necessary, this time I won't have already killed 8 creeps without dropping combat though.

I generally agree with you, that this isn't anything entirely new. However, I'm in particular referring to freeps riding about looking for creeps, finding one, and riding away (aside from the Grothum questers)...

I know both sides are often just as turtle minded as the other. Freeps are more than welcome to make threads, I simply wanted to begin discussing the mixed signals those flirty freeps have been sending...I don't have time for games, in this game...

[hemenway90]

I find this humorous.

[razorcut]

Great post Gnarls! Cracked me up.

It's gotta be the Blight dude. One of the few creep skills that's actually on par with a lot of the freep skills!

[Gladgilrian]

Finally, in the name of fairness, please start your chicken creeps thread now. There's plenty to be found both low ranked and high.

May I? While on my 74 Champ I've had a Freaver try to "gank" me, if you call ganking staring at me until I start the fight, and then proceed to run me through every NPC in Grothum, and I still got the KB. Or the one that engaged me on wtab and then ran to bridge NPC's, still killed him. And then there were the 2 wargs in HH, Hannabandanna(sic) and some other wargish name, ran from me at full health when I tried to engage them.

[Moejo]

LOL that's why no one tells you where the freeps are Gnarls, we don't want you to scare em off.

OP defiler is OP. Also, most freeps run because they have become trained to just assume 49 creeps will come out of the mud wall once they find themselves a nice solo freep, then back into their muddy fortress of solitude when anything approaching half of their numbers show up in the moors.

Finally, in the name of fairness, please start your chicken creeps thread now. There's plenty to be found both low ranked and high.

Yes, the OP is a defiler, how observant of you.

[OGsam]

I generally agree with you, that this isn't anything entirely new. However, I'm in particular referring to freeps riding about looking for creeps, finding one, and riding away (aside from the Grothum questers)...

I know both sides are often just as turtle minded as the other. Freeps are more than welcome to make threads, I simply wanted to begin discussing the mixed signals those flirty freeps have been sending...I don't have time for games, in this game...

Nobody wants a challenge. I've been grams camping [blue map due to pve flipping] 4 people solo on my champ, I goad them out, kill all 4 using no CD's, they'll come back with 6, i'll do the same, by the time they bring 8 i'll have to start thinking about some CD's but still kill them all. Then I sit around watching them raid up over about 15 minutes, they finally left 1 shotters with 13 in total, 3 Defilers (R3-4ish with bought skills) and a WL healing.

Every day I ever go to the moors yields almost endless situations as LOL as this. I now have a proposition for everyone:

This game is a terrible, unbalanced [Though IMO fun for what it is... sometimes.] PvP game, so instead of complaining about why people turtle, QQ or run, why not PRAISE when something good happens? Most of the PvP in this game is complete rubbish, therefore it's the norm so there's no need to post about it.

As a side note the Fosterz challenge is officially on the table too >.>

[myforumacc]

As a side note the Fosterz challenge is officially on the table too >.>

Im not over that. If I ever get back on, I'll throw a meat shield at you and shoot u down before u ever saw me...

O.o


Oh, and whenever my sig shows up, yes my BA is in a group called Team Tyler. I swaer I made it before I ever knew his name! All I left out was Van, on accident. Look, reference:



edit: so I hear BA's got a plus. Is that true? Amazing stuff happens when your gone :?

[Thorandril]

Being a champion is glorious. Sometimes I pity non-champs, they just don't understand! It's a constant rampage!

[OGsam]

Being a champion is glorious. Sometimes I pity non-champs, they just don't understand! It's a constant rampage!

I was afraid nobody else was on the boat./calm