Dear Wargs,

[dagneyandleo]

I understand that I am a tasty meal and I don't fault you for your fixation. If you could only see the hot dress I wear in other areas of Middle Earth, well... You wouldn't be able to resist. You kill me frequently when I'm hitting you with lightning, though less when I'm running away in terror while constantly shouting words of encouragement to my pet rock. If you didn't keep trying to eat my friends, I'd actually enjoy throwing you an Auroch bone every now and then to stave off your hunger.

Just so you know: There is no need to hide! I just want to see your adorable snarly faces out in the light of day. Though my friends may take their anger out on you, I promise I will only treat your corpses with the utmost respect. Guaranteed scratches behind your lifeless ears. Even though I know some of you will pee on my desiccated husk, I'm hoping that someday you will perhaps paw at the ground beside me rather than jumping on top of me.

I hope for peace and until then, I will wander around the Moors sad and alone (or am I?) looking for canine companionship.

Your personal chew-toy,
Lythiea, Runekeeper of Dwarrowdelf

((Yes, I realize I am setting myself up to get ganked. Well... I suppose that was happening already.))

[amandatheelf]

Did I read ...scratches behind the ear?!
Let the involuntary leg spasms begin! ;.;

[RainsLegacy]

LMAOOO, hey you're cute, and squishy, and elvish, what else can they ask for? ;D i cant even resist those amazing heals, i am ur personal burg escort!

[dagneyandleo]

I can't guarantee bacon, but of course the spidies are included! I'm only slowed in response the the bright array of cosmetic colors you arm yourselves in. So pretty

[Skii]

Are spiderwargs included?

And will there be bacon?

*Wags.... Fungus..*

[Zulubeast]

I love you Lyth <3!!

My wargie will stay away D:

[marissaa]

<3
I'm sorry Lyth, I just can't help it :c

[Glorahealz]

If I decide to log on my warg again I'll lay down next you in the middle of a Zerg or not. I won't attack unless some fail renown hungry freep attacks first. Oh and Sep..... You're a tool <3

[dagneyandleo]

Snap - I see you coming and go 'meep!' back to the NPCs. Does this make me a coward? Yes. I can live with that. In fact, it might be the only thing that keeps me alive.

Glorahealz - I want that screenshot! I promise I won't heal anyone who hurts you.

[Diesel33g]

I might have to start playing my warg more for scratches!

[Glorahealz]

Glorahealz - I want that screenshot! I promise I won't heal anyone who hurts you.

I'll get on my wargie sometime when I see you on in the moors and we ll give it a try <3

[dagneyandleo]

Tonight I went stargazing with my new warg friend. Unfortunately, my vision (and computer specs), aren't great, so they couldn't capture the glory of the sky... But they could capture the serene unity of runekeeper and warg. Looking for more warg friends to add to my crew!

[Diesel33g]

C: Pet elves!!

[dagneyandleo]

I just wanted to record this moment of happiness in the Moors, even if it lasted only briefly.



Side note: Ssuper's constantly rotating skins are gorgeously awesome.

[guitarguy12410]

OMG i remember this <33 like 2 sec after that they all ganked us.....lol

[Raziikel]

pretty new to this server :P, but I was with ssuper and tuzla on raznakh ... Ssuper said you were tasty and a nice fit in his belly lythea, we couldn't resist

[MyFancee]

I'd follow you around on my spidey Lyth and I wouldnt attack you ever if only it were safe to do so...the other freeps seems to think I'm evil and they kill me.

[dagneyandleo]

Fancee, this one's for you. I have warg friends, even in defeat.

[Skii]

I'm still waiting on that bacon...