Have you ever.....

[bhod15]

Thought of which NPC would be the worst to be in real life? Mine is in Bree towards the west entrance a guard has a dog following him around barking 24/7... If I was that NPC and had to walk around all day long with that going on; I would freak.

What about you guys?

[djheydt]

Thought of which NPC would be the worst to be in real life? Mine is in Bree towards the west entrance a guard has a dog following him around barking 24/7... If I was that NPC and had to walk around all day long with that going on; I would freak.

What about you guys?

I would rather not be Laerdan. Or Narmeleth either, come to that.

[Cazthelm]

What about Sara Oakheart? This little, cute and weak (and slow, don't forget painfully slow) old lady that always asks for your help when less convenient.

I imagine leaving Walmart in a hurry just to find this lady that needs help walking to the other side of the parking lot to take the bus... and then, when you arrive home, find her inside, stealing your stuff and putting down your dog just with one hand.

Finding her in real life would suck.

But being one of them? I don't know... Golodir... or Laerdan.

[Nymphonic]

I'd hate to be that Ranger outside of Buckland that was stupid enough to stand in front of a Nazgul, and get run over by his horse.

6 years of telling countless numbers of adventurers what happened and listening to them talk about how much of a moron you are........

[andrealibs]

Most recently, I'd hate to be any of the Inn League dwarves my tiny lady hobbit mocked and slapped into submission on behalf of the Ale Association in front of their friends -- how very embarrassing.

On a serious note, I'd have to second the vote for Laerdan. What a tragic story his was.

[Iyalim]

Idalene.

http://lotro-wiki.com/index.php/Idalene

Stuck in a cycle of madness in The North Downs.

I weep for her.

[Beast_of_War]

The Bree guy.

[Maethred]

I'd hate to be that Supplier in Forlaw near the guy giving out the daily open landscape instance quest. I would be forced to buy tons of c-rap from some wannabe adventurers each and every day with my hard earned coin.

[StrideColossus]

I reckon any of the NPCs within earshot of that annoying piper in Tinnundir.

[BirdofHermes]

Random Orc #8,632,744

Man, I'd hate to be that guy.

[Wernwulf]

I'd hate to be Sambrog ... his tombstone sure doesn't read 'R.I.P.'

[TFP]

whasshername, the poor defenceless little hobbit maid on the north barrow downs who gets molested by wights, rats, & crawlers hundreds of times every day per server.

[Magol]

whasshername, the poor defenceless little hobbit maid on the north barrow downs who gets molested by wights, rats, & crawlers hundreds of times every day per server.

Lalia....

[Sapience]

The guy who was in the stocks for 5+ years outside the Bree jail.

[Crell_1]

The guy who was in the stocks for 5+ years outside the Bree jail.

I do so hope he was initially put there as an homage to the community team :whistle:

[Laire]

The guy who was in the stocks for 5+ years outside the Bree jail.

How about the guy getting constantly punched by that woman for (supposedly) burning down her farm? Same guy for over 5 years.

At least now (like other NPCs in Bree) I think their hair color/clothing changes so it's different people. Still, poor guy. Even if he did burn down her farm.

[4u2nv]

That Hobbit that is stuck in the hedge in Bree. Nothing but your rear end sticking out and all these people willing to do ANYTHING for some experience and a little copper or silver and NO ONE is willing to help you get out of that fence....

[Sapience]

How about the guy getting constantly punched by that woman for (supposedly) burning down her farm? Same guy for over 5 years.

At least now (like other NPCs in Bree) I think their hair color/clothing changes so it's different people. Still, poor guy. Even if he did burn down her farm.

No Sympathy. HE BURNED DOWN HER FARM!

[AvengerofKhand]

I would hate to be those trolls outside Isengard. All they do is fail to catch people who are running into Isengard on horseback, and once in a while get killed by a 12 man fellowship.

[Ironcrown]

I would hate to be those trolls outside Isengard. All they do is fail to catch people who are running into Isengard on horseback, and once in a while get killed by a 12 man fellowship.

12 man fellowship???? All ya need is one waden! ;p

[Toranoga]

I think Sapience has my #1.

My #2 would have been a tie, one of which was the fella chopping that same log for 5 years in Bree, but they gave him a MUCH needed break.

The other is the Dwarf outside of Thorin's Hall that has been chopping on the ice flow for 6+ years.

[zalladi]

The Goblin Runners in the Water Works.

They are certainly experts at the 'bleep test'.

[Deaphret]

Thought of which NPC would be the worst to be in real life? Mine is in Bree towards the west entrance a guard has a dog following him around barking 24/7... If I was that NPC and had to walk around all day long with that going on; I would freak.

What about you guys?

At least he is not having to walk behind the dog picking up after him

[ArtemisNoir]

The poor rep guy in Ost Guroth.... Cooks probably give him truckloads of onion soup to earn favour with the Eglain... Imagine how unsettled his stomach must be!

[Maethred]

I'd hate to be Sambrog ... his tombstone sure doesn't read 'R.I.P.'

I laughed at that one. His tombstone sure reads "Only craap loot. No, really!"