We want release notes!

[Sapience]

(6) I think we're going to be able to go home at a reasonable time tonight, woohoo!

This one made me laugh. While it's not on the list of things never to say on patch day, it is on my list of things to never say if I want to get out of the office early or at a reasonable hour. Without fail, any time I tell the better half that I'm going to try to leave by X time, something ends up happening and I don't leave for several hours after that time.

[Angadan]

This one made me laugh. While it's not on the list of things never to say on patch day, it is on my list of things to never say if I want to get out of the office early or at a reasonable hour. Without fail, any time I tell the better half that I'm going to try to leave by X time, something ends up happening and I don't leave for several hours after that time.

I changed the list to add a note about you, since Kate seemed lonely at #5.

[furtim]

We have a list of things we aren't allowed to say in the office on patch day. I would share them, but I fear typing them would be just as disastrous.

I imagine it starts with "everything looks good so far" and gets progressively more fate-tempting from there.

I also imagine that every one of them is based on an an actual incident.

[Sapience]

I literally just got an email from the better half asking when I'll be home.

I also imagine that every one of them is based on an an actual incident.

Every last one of them.

[Beorthnoth]

I literally just got an email from the better half asking when I'll be home.

Think of a number, then double it

[Spaetzle]

I literally just got an email from the better half asking when I'll be home.

Soonish™ i guess ?

[Moonrager]

Never give a time... just say, "I'll call you when I get in the car"

Keeps me out of hot water, because like you... any time I used to give her a time, it never worked out that way.

Moon

[Bizzielizzie]

Cue Scotty!

[Palentian]

I literally just got an email from the better half asking when I'll be home.

Just tell her you'll be home Soon!!! LMAO

[Angadan]

Just tell her you'll be home Soon!!! LMAO

Yeah! And then send her the definitions (if she doesn't already have them). And then go buy a sleeping bag. Because the dog house is your best bet.

[Sapience]

Never give a time... just say, "I'll call you when I get in the car"

Keeps me out of hot water, because like you... any time I used to give her a time, it never worked out that way.

Moon

Funny thing is, it seems like even that is cursed. A lot of construction lately has made my 50 minute commute closer to 2.5 hours more than a few times this month.

[matalan]

How about just getting home and yelling "Surprise!!!!"

That could work! lol

[Gedachtnis]

I literally just got an email from the better half asking when I'll be home.

....

Exactly when I walk through the door. For I am never late nor am I ever early.

[RockX]

(1) It all seems to be going well, huh Rockx? (or any mention of Rockx by name, in any context)

Invoking my name has one of three effects:
1) More coffee
2) I snag goodies from Sapience's desk.
3) NOT MY FAULT!

Speaking of which...Sapience isn't at his desk...

[Angadan]

Exactly when I walk through the door. For I am never late nor am I ever early.

Yeah, you won't even get the doghouse if you go channeling Gandalf on her. just the sharp end of a pointy stick.

[Thornglen]

Funny thing is, it seems like even that is cursed. A lot of construction lately has made my 50 minute commute closer to 2.5 hours more than a few times this month.

I would never survive a 2.5 hour commute. I hope you have a comfortable car.

[RockX]

I would never survive a 2.5 hour commute. I hope you have a comfortable car.

Yea...that specific route is just chalk full of construction right now.

It's after 8 PM? Enjoy having one-lane traffic for miles.

[Darlgon]

Invoking my name has one of three effects:
1) More coffee
2) I snag goodies from Sapience's desk.
3) NOT MY FAULT!

Speaking of which...Sapience isn't at his desk...

Does that mean the complaint department about complaining about complainers is Open?

[RockX]

Does that mean the complaint department about complaining about complainers is Open?

Yo dawg, I heard you had a complaint.

[Sapience]

Invoking my name has one of three effects:
1) More coffee
2) I snag goodies from Sapience's desk.
3) NOT MY FAULT!

Speaking of which...Sapience isn't at his desk...

And there is a brand new, just opened this AM box of launch day peppermint patties sitting there. Unguarded. I fear MoL shall be pelted mercilessly.

[RockX]

And there is a brand new, just opened this AM box of launch day peppermint patties sitting there. Unguarded. I fear MoL shall be pelted mercilessly.

As the sky turned black with peppermint patties...

[furtim]

As the sky turned black with peppermint patties...

"Our peppermint patties shall blot out the sun!"

"THEN WE WILL NOM IN THE SHADE."

[Thornglen]

Yea...that specific route is just chalk full of construction right now.

It's after 8 PM? Enjoy having one-lane traffic for miles.

I am not entirely certain where you are located, but I had a friend who lived just outside Boston. I accidentally took a wrong turn into the city, got completely lost in underground warrens and something referred to as "the Big Dig", and needed to have a cop escort me to the right route when my GPS led me the wrong way down a 1-way street. So much fun. >.<

[Zikaris99]

We've replaced Sapience's desk with the festival stage from Bree. Let's see if he notices...

Shouldn't it be the Methel-stage from the Shire? Angrily-stomping hobbits and all that...

[RockX]

I am not entirely certain where you are located, but I had a friend who lived just outside Boston. I accidentally took a wrong turn into the city, got completely lost in underground warrens and something referred to as "the Big Dig", and needed to have a cop escort me to the right route when my GPS led me the wrong way down a 1-way street. So much fun. >.<

Welcome to Boston! We hate driving in it just as much as you do.