Spicy Toad Biscuits
Dear Dev like People
I want my spicy toad biscuits back!!
I am not sure what you were thinking in eliminating this most tasty of treats from the local vendors of Gramsfoot, but it was a huge mistake. Perhaps you believe that we want to spend 300 coms a pop for some bland tasteless offering that I can only liken to a school cafeteria meal. But those of us who head out nightly to drive the invading armies of the free peoples from our lands are having a hard time going on without our pocket full of biscuits.
Do not force me to file legal action with the firm of Dewy Chewem and Howl
Please, for the love of all that is fluffy, put the Spicy Toad Biscuits back on sale in Grams. Oh and you can also throw in some Maggoty meat for the orcs.
Sincerely
Pounce A.Biter-Landroval, Gramsfoot den 7
Pouncival Azbiter- Plucky Comic Relief of the Ettenmoors-
The Warg of The Dance
DO Not Meddle in the Affairs of Wargs
For you are crunchy, and taste good with bacon.