You really need to lighten up. Every creep I have ever played with refers to it as the sofa pits. Its called humour. As to the rest, there really is no point in answering.
Haha couldn't you tell by how much your post made me laugh that I'm pretty light-hearted?
Sofa pits? That's not humour, that's an inside joke that to somebody on the outside just makes you look as stupid as you evidently are.
Your post on the other hand? Now THAT'S humour. I'd give you a sticker but you didn't know you were being funny.