My pets favorite snack would have to be fried goblins mixed with smurfs. That's right, I said smurfs. You thought smurfs couldn't be found in Middle-earth but I managed to find them.
My Onyx Lynx's favorite snack is fresh-caught field mice. He won't touch the millions and billions of goblins we've slaughtered because A.) they're a trifle well-done by the time I'm finished with them and B.) who would want to eat something that nasty?
Originally Posted by Amethrayne
parody of "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly"
I thought this was brilliant!
Especially:
Originally Posted by Amethrayne
He swallowed the snake to catch the frog that had jumped and bumped and thumped in his grog.
I daresay Tolkien himself would have smiled at that rhyme.