There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of: Does Bilbo Baggins have Gold, Silver and Treasure in Bag End?
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of: Whose taters are bigger, Ted Sandyman's or the Gaffers?
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of the very best way to cook a tater.
Lethareth, the Returned
the meals over the day![]()
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of: What is the most important meal of the day.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of: "Is Gandalf the Gray a disturber of the peace?"
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of splitting a 310-page book into three parts.
... than the age-old question: "should foot-hair be braided or not?"
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of jam first or clotted cream first on the scone?
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of inter-species relationships.
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Ceolford of Dale, Dorolin, Tordag, Garberend Bellheather, Colfinn Belegorn, Garmo Butterbuckles, Calensarn Nimlos, Langtiriel, Bergteir
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of "Should the upper class pay their gardeners more if they also tend the vegtables?"
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of whether or not it is wise to hand down priceless mathoms that have been in your family for generations to some random big folk that picked up ten apples from their backyard and then delivered a pie to their neighbor.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of which pipe-weed is the best.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of whether it's pronounced "tater" or "totter."
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of disclosing the location of the best mushrooms.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of whether or not Maggins is Bad.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of FFFFOOOOOOODDDD!!!
...Hobbit-folk.
Took's election last year.![]()
Benwhalebutler Wrongtrousers
THE ELDAR. Kinship of Evernight
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of walking and talking trees.
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of how many pies can one hobbit eat in one sitting.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. ~Thornton Wilder
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of benefits of elevenses. There might be arguments what the benefits are and what elevenses should consists of, but the benefits themselves are obvious!
There are fewer topics likely to create an argument among the Hobbit-folk than the topic of pie.
There are few topics more likely to ignite an argument among hobbits than whether The Green Dragon or The Golden Perch serves the superior ale.