The Unreasonable Demand Thread

[Raesharra]

My list of demands!
I demand:
1) Space Combat be returned to the game. This totally negatively affected my playstyle.
2) The provisioner in Snowborne who is chopping wood to stop saying "We travel swiftly, but we will aid you as we can." Dude, YOU HAVEN'T MOVED SINCE ROR LAUNCHED!!!! Stop LYING TO ME!!!
3) Ummm... I'll get back to #3.
4) Elrond to move out of the library. Actually, that's my father's demand. He thinks Elrond really needs to get out more. He's becoming too middle-management in middle earth. He's loosing touch with the people that do the job. That's how governments and businesses begin to fail.
5) The Beta Jetpack Acorn. That thing just rocked.
6) A full raid of NPCs that know all the fights so I can do all the meta deeds and collect the relavent horses. Baring that, just the horses would cover it.
7) This was originally #3 - A wargoat, with war-goat cosmetic items. Make it extra powerful against bridge trolls. And have it have two npc pack-goats so I can acurately roleplay the 3 billy goats gruff.
8) The ability to shoot Lore-Master bird pets. Or replace them with penguins and kiwis. The flapping is getting on my nerves.
9) Armor with all the stats over 9000!!!!!!
10) An infinite bag of holding for all my Phat Lootz.

[DebbieBrown]

Krispy Kremes SUCK! Cannot stand there donuts they make me sick. I'm a Dunkin Donuts girl

She's a witch! BURN HER!!! Krispy Kreme HOT FRESH NOW are the most awesome things EVER made, other than bacon...

[Squelcher]

I'm going to 'unreasonably' demand that the devs give a reply to the thread about clubbing in the PVP section in which over 100 players, who are likeminded to thousands, voice their desire to have some exploit control in the Moors.

But, you know, ground rules and dev communication. Pretty unreasonable thing to ask for.

[Stu_NZ]

My list of demands!
I demand:
1) Space Combat be returned to the game. This totally negatively affected my playstyle.

http://xkcd.com/1172/

[Grapold]

My list of demands!
A wargoat, with war-goat cosmetic items

I'm surprised I've never seen this suggested before.

Rohan, home of the Goat-Lords. Doesn't really fit with the Lore, but then where does it say that only Goats were ridden in Moria?

And will everyone please shut up about bacon and doughnuts. I'm sitting here drooling, I have neither in the flat and it's far to late to go out and get some.

[Elleby]

I want free milk and cookies before bedtime for all my hobbits and then I want Draigoch to read them a bedtime story.

"Once upon a time there was a little rat that was hiding in it's maze........"


I also wouldn't mind the treasure hunt event making a return as well.

[greatmom]

besides my own homemade donuts, I would have to agree Tim Hortons all the way.

[Ronus]

*Wanders off to make food*

pfffffffft - you mean wander off to Starbucks.......

[Palentian]

1) I think we should just do away with horses all together and go with coconuts as mounts.
2) I'd like to spend the weekend in Castle Anthrax. (Seriously, can we get that as a new hub???)

[Beaniemooch]

pfffffffft - you mean wander off to Starbucks.......

Maaaaaaybe. I'm actually sitting here with some brie, crackers, and white wine. But now that you mention it a nice chai tea latte sounds awfully good. Hm...

[Uvle]

She's a witch! BURN HER!!! Krispy Kreme HOT FRESH NOW are the most awesome things EVER made, other than bacon...

Forget about Krispy Kreme and Bacon, neither of them can compete with this:

[suprra]

My small request is a 48 to 72 hour shut down to see who truly has other stuff they can do and those who lose their marbles and tear us all a new one.

I would officially lose mine lol, I'm fairly new to the game and quite enjoying it at the moment, I'm suffering withdrawl lol

That's because you guys have a habit of changing the names of things, we were making "toasted cheese sandwiches" long before you guys knew what sandwiches were :P

Hahah, my fav, Heller's Bacon Bits with melted cheese omg so good xD

[Eartholloth]

BARF! Disgusting....

[BHTrellis]

Forget about Krispy Kreme and Bacon, neither of them can compete with this:

Voodoo Doughnut. Always wanted to got here but I heard it's a three hour wait to get in.

[Uvle]

BARF! Disgusting....

more like greatest thing ever

[Eartholloth]

more like greatest thing ever

Not hardly... Wonder Bread is the greatest thing ever

[Uvle]

Not hardly... Wonder Bread is the greatest thing ever

when wonder bread starts putting captain crunch and cocoa puffs on their products, then you may be onto something, until then:


also, that captain crunch donut is seriously amazing.

[Pluck]

Forget about Krispy Kreme and Bacon, neither of them can compete with this:

Am I the ONLY LOTRO player that finds bacon disgusting? Yay for the stomach linings of pigs!

Sorry, had to throw that out. Id much rather have a donut-covered donut. With chocolate sauce and sprinkles. Oh and with a side of cake and pie.

[Eartholloth]

Am I the ONLY LOTRO player that finds bacon disgusting? Yay for the stomach linings of pigs!

Sorry, had to throw that out. Id much rather have a donut-covered donut. With chocolate sauce and sprinkles. Oh and with a side of cake and pie.

I use to love eating bacon but dont eat it anymore. The bacon we use to get from the meat market is to die for. Best bacon I have ever had.

[Pluck]

I use to love eating bacon but dont eat it anymore. The bacon we use to get from the meat market is to die for. Best bacon I have ever had.

Its a good point about meats.. a high quality cut of meat is so incredibly better. Same with eggs, vegetables, breads.. now Im getting hungry!

[Celestrata]

when wonder bread starts putting captain crunch and cocoa puffs on their products, then you may be onto something, until then:


also, that captain crunch donut is seriously amazing.

Voodoo Donuts are so crazy. ^_^

[Nakah]

It may be a reasonable or unreasonable demand, but listen Devs. I play for PVMP, not grinding PVE. If I could buy a level 85 char each class freep, to PVMP, I would pay for that rather than grind each class to lvl 85. Unreasonable demand? My wallet says no it is not

[furtim]

I unreasonably demand that someone get me donuts while I cover the night shift! I NEED DONUTS TO SURVIVE!

If I still lived up in those parts, I probably would go out and get y'all some donuts. ;P Unfortunately, it's much harder to carry donuts from Florida to Needham than it would've been to carry them from Somerville to Needham.

[ani6morphs]

I unreasonably demand that someone get me donuts while I cover the night shift! I NEED DONUTS TO SURVIVE!

I guess it's time to suck up to one of the devs to get an in-game donut delivery service instituted into the game. Just type in "/donuts" and get a popup screen right to Voodoo Donuts delivery or something (regional, so that area's donut delicatessen will be featured). I mean, the traditional donut is SHAPED like a ring - how perfect is that?!? /reasonabledemand#367

[Fuseitana]

I know Bugud was gonn'a drop a Tarnished Symbol for me today, I want it in my mailbox when I log back in.