The LOTRO Beacon Issue #4

[Cordovan]

Thank you for reading the LOTRO Beacon. Don't forget to reply below to the Weekly Comment for your chance to win 500 LOTRO Points! NOTE: There will not be a LOTRO Beacon next week, so I'll see you back in two weeks. I'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, March 30th. Good luck!

[TheLightOfTheFreePeoples]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your potatoes

[miriadel]

One does not simply walk into Mordor..

"No worries, I'll ask a taxi hunter to port me there"

[Arachnella]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your pet Gollum.

[Fealhach]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your own High Elf Captain and appropriate Elven Herald.

Cheers

[TexanHobbit]

One does not walk into Mordor without the One Ring

[Starliteyes]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... One checks Google maps first...

[Ravynne]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your recently sharpened weapon.

[siipperi]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your personal Warden.

[Phindecano]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without picking all the North Ithilien flowers, crafting more than 45 Ithilien-tempered essences and grinding all the gold gear frist.

[Watch3r]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without eating a proper breakfast first.

[Ferns]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your entire team on health insurance. Everyone covered!

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your water bottle full. Hydration, hydration, hydration!

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your coat. Where in Eregion did you last have it?

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your first breakfast, and second breakfast. An apple? Really???

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your hobbit. Everyone else is support; the hobbits are the stars.

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your Gandalf. Do I need to explain it again?

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your Riding skill, and several great looking mounts. And a goat.

[Galadi]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your [Prized Pie], of course

[Mercho]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your good boots on, unless you're a hobbit.

[Geem]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your trusty fellowship!!

[Pfeifenkraut]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your towel.

[lorinuil]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without a bit of rope.

[ChromiteSwiftpaw]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your lag.

[Joetzim]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without getting rekt at the gate first by scripted defeat.

[Lomplo_of_the_Stoors]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your walking aid.

[Aedfrith]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your potatoes

Boil 'em
Mash 'em
Stick 'em in a stew...

[Eruceninde]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without a proper healer, tank, cc and dps in your group!

[Velkeirien]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your awesome Elvish band!

...wait, am I on the right question?

[Rwraith]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your pants.

[tsix]

One does not simply walk into Mordor without your clean tighty whiteys.