Hail dear friends
I love you all, and I regret to inform you that the end nigh approaches. Who shall save you from the pits of despair?
The Mustelids are ever benevolent and cheery and happy and friendly and love filled. You shall be satisfied by their loving kindnesses and benevolent grace. We of the Mustelidian brotherhood are happy and cheery. Come join us on the 8th, climb up, become more than a mear mortal. Become one of the Mustelidian brotherhood. I love you, good day, be my friend, the world is now a happy place thanks to the joy of Mustelid.
Get up, go outside, run to your nearest field,and frolic;
frolic till you find the meaning of life, then sit down and sing cheery songs till dawn.
I have been sent by the Mustelids, who are inter-dimensional beings leading us.
I am one of few Mustelidian High Priests. Join our order.