I’ve completed phase 1 of my Hobbit town, a neighborhood full of stores and businesses just in time for Yule shopping! Below is a self-guided tour. Enjoy!
Server: Landroval
Homestead: Shire
Neighborhood: Westnook
Developer & Decorator: Noodly
Supplier & Curator: Chromite
A Suggestion for visiting – Wait a minute after exiting one house and before entering another. There is a bug that makes the house music bleed into the next house.
Self-guided Tour
1 Wending Way – Mercantile – A General store.
2 Wending Way – Heatmizer
3 Wending Way – Snowmizer
Brothers Heatmizer & Snowmizer have been at war with each other forever. They welcome helpers to shoot at each other’s houses with ballistae. A great place to park the kids while shopping! DISCLAIMER: Owners take no responsibility for burns, frostbite, wounds, etc.
1 Pleasant St – Eternalrest – A funeral home: Sadly, every town needs one. Stop by and pay your respects to Narmeleth.
2 Pleasant St – Pawnshop – A pawn shop: Need fast cash or a unique gift? We can help!
1 Myrtle Ct – Remedies – An apothecary shop: Whether suffering from too much Yule or in need of a love potion, this is the place to get medicinals.
2 Myrtle Ct – Liberry – A small public library: A Great place for hobbits to read about adventures without having to have them.
3 Myrtle Ct – Piecoin – A bank: Sign up for an account TODAY and you will receive 5 FREE Piecoins, our new Crisco-currency™.
4 Myrtle Ct – Meat Pies and Pudding – “Medieval Times”-style restaurant: pick a side, watch the bear fights, cheer for your knight and count the corpses as they pile up!
5 Myrtle Ct – Speckled Richard (i.e. Spotted Dick) – Artisanal coffee shop & bakery: Featuring our special green kombucha.
6 Myrtle Ct – Beehives – A hobbit garden center. Houseplants, flowers, patio furniture, apiary supplies and a Yule Shop. Wreath-making classes taught weekly.
4 Brookbank St – The Buckleberry Grange – A Grange Hall: Visitors can view prize-winning produce, flowers & spirits in the main hall or take advantage of December’s Ponyshoeing clinic. Attend this month’s lecture “Which Came First, Chicken or Egg?” Be sure to join the potluck dinner.
5 Brookbank St – Orderinthecourt – A corrupt courthouse: The Buckleberry Moonshine Smugglers are on trial in this court run by Judge Angrybees, who is usually found sampling the “evidence” or counting bribes in the judge’s chambers. There is a rumor that the Smugglers are planning a jail break tonight.
6 Brookbank St – Outofbusiness – A vacant store: Once a lovely shop, now overrun by varmints!
6 Harrow Rd – Thirstyshrew – A hobbit tavern: Eat, drink and be merry while enjoying live entertainment on the center stage. Play cards or toss horseshoes in the game cave. You might bump into our mascot in the supply room.