Let me tell you a story....

[Acidburn_32]

Once upon a time in a far distant land called Vilya, there lived a man known as Momentomori.He was loud mouthed and had about him and aura of evil.Everyone who saw him (especially the hobbits) would run away and hide.

One day as Mo(let's call him that) was walking along the streets of a town named bree ,he saw a fair maiden standing upon the roof of an unkempt pub known only as the prancing pony.Love sprung deep within his heart and he leapt towards her on his billy goat laden with treasures, no man would steal her from him.But alas the gods would not have it! His billy goat went mad and bit her to death.

Mo pulled out his javelin to kill the beast who had stolen his lady-love-to-be...only to find out the goat was unattack-able...and he rode on into the night.


What's your story?

[Nimyavewe]

What does this have to do with Wardens?

...or anything for that matter...