Lonely Mountain Free Press
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Dateline: Landroval 2/27/13
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
There will be a Craft Faire on Sunday, March 3rd from 12:30 pm to 1:30 pm inside the Bree South Gate on Landroval.
Crafters of all types and skills are invited to attend as sell their wares at this prime location with convenient access to superior crafting facilities, the auction house, a vault, and skirmish vendors.
Acrobats, wandering minstrels, and food and drink will be provided courtesy of the Lonely Mountain Merchants Guild to soften up prospective customers . . . ummm, that is, for everyone's enjoyment. All tips will go to the Lonely Mountain Merchant's Retirement Fund.
A mounted procession of patrons will precede the Faire, beginning in Thorin's Hall at noon and proceeding on to Michel Delving then Bree in time for the opening of the Faire at 12:30 pm.
Please note that due to the recent influx of refugees and other foreigners, you should keep an eye on your coin purse. Rewards will be offered for the subdual of thieves and con artists.
Although the official Faire will be over at 1:30 pm, all are encouraged to continue well beyond if they wish, particularly since we have secured a tax holiday for the entire day from the Mayor! (In the interests of full disclosure, it should be noted that, for reasons we are not at liberty to discuss, the Mayor is a beneficiary of the Lonely Mountain Merchant's Retirement Fund.)
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Then there is this from the folks at the Windy Acres Ranch…
Join us on Saturday, March 9 at 8:00pm for the second annual Bywater Steeplechase, a horse race and mounted fashion contest. Meet at the Methel-stage.
Race on a long course with many jumps and obstacles, including water crossings. Compete for fame, gold, and 1,600 Turbine Points. To register, contact Kiralynn with your horse's name and breed before the event begins.
The horse show will be judged on the originality and color coordination of their outfits, how well it matches their mounts, and how dramatically it is presented. The audience will vote for the winners.
This is the last race of the 2012-2013 season before the Spring Racing Carnival begins!
And speaking of horse racing here are the leaders in the jockey standings for the season.
2012-2013 Rider Standings - Updated Thu, Feb 14
by Kiralynn of Rohan on 2012/08/06 6:53
Name Starts Win Place Show Score Horse Barn Name(s)
Craicwyth 7 3 1 0 25 Snowrose, Wanderer, Lossenmeril
Caiyyd 7 1 0 2 14 Windrunner, Hearkness, Flamesinger, Sovvan, Heartstring
Lifebringer 2 2 0 0 12 Zephyr, Buck
Andeon 2 1 1 0 10 Annudir
Byrcha 3 1 0 1 9 Blueberry, Snowberry
Beorbrand 2 1 0 1 8 Flint, Swiftwind
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It's that time again. Come to the park across from the Jail in Bree this Wednesday night (2/27) at 9:30 pm and enjoy a evening of song and dance as the members of Bright Star (Orladan, Sholah, Aevi and our resident drummer Daylak) perform for you.
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The following report concerning unrest among the membership of the Andune Ensemble was filed by Lonely Mountain Free Press reporter Cennwyn.
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"The Andune Ensemble switched it up this past Sunday, taking their usual concert from in front of the Pony to the Scholar's Stairs! With a beautiful view of the surrounding Bree roof-line, plenty of love songs, and quite a lot of foot-traffic from lusty bucket-carrying maids, the concert was a great success! Beorbrand of BBB (in)famy was also present, and regaled the crowd with a rousing composition (the band may have made a few mistakes here and there, so hard were they laughing). Fortunately, no one noticed.
I also have here an anonyomous letter from, presumably, a member of the Ensemble--though which member, precisely, it is impossible to say, as the villain appears to have cut up an old issue of the Landroval Times and pasted together the lettering, presumably to disguise their handwriting.
"ThIS iS oUTraGEous! the band cAnNoT CONtinue to Be paiD in PIe NE loNgR! Do YOu NoW ho HArD it s to StRng a LuTe wtH PiE?!! wE DMND BTR PAY!!!!!"
I can only assume the increasingly appalling spelling is due to their having run out of letters. Possibly because they couldn't afford the necessary extra back issues of the Landroval Times. On account of being paid in nothing but PIES. We don't even get CAKES, you know. Not that it's any EASIER to string a lute with CAKE."
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Saturday, March 2, 2013
9:30 p.m. (Vendor setup begins at 9:15)
Bree Market Square (by the Boar Fountain)
New Alts from visiting servers and new players welcome, escorts to Bree provided!
Come all, and buy, sell, and trade sundries and crafts in Bree! Barter and haggle with role playing merchants, Open Mic music. Gather for the post market festivities in the Mess Hall! Escorts and in-game transportation for visitors to Landroval provided from The Shire.
"Don't run around in circles! Come to Market Day!"
Details and FAQ:
• An open air bazaar, where players buy, sell, and trade goods by bartering "in-character" as part of a light role playing event.
• Attendees are spread across the market square, where they "bark" their goods and wares to passers by.
• Open stage to provide music.
• Sons of Numenor will provide an escorted patrol from the Shire to Bree, to allow players visiting from other servers to attend with new characters.
• An Open Fellowship and volunteer Hunters will provide summons and porting travel to those requiring it.
• A traditional post-event gathering will be held in the Bree Mess Hall.
• The market sales and auction sales are not intended to generate any meaningful sum of coin, but some profit is allowed. Attendees are explicitly requested to remain in the spirit of the event by focusing more on the fun of bartering, and providing useful items, tokens, pots and the sort.
• For more information, to be a Volunteer, or to RSVP a spot as a merchant, please personal message Miluiell ((either in-game or here at the LOTRO.com forums)).
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From the desk of Aldekim Etal
Several months ago Sparkleigh Larkspur, publisher of the Landroval Times, headed south to join in the fighting now spreading across Arda. To date she has not returned. Absent her dedicated leadership the Landroval Times suffered and with the recent retirement of Dori Bolger-Etal, Editor of the Mid-week Edition, the Times has been largely out of business. In order to help fill that void I have decided to begin publishing the Lonely Mountain Free Press.
It is my intention that the Lonely Mountain Free Press be an open publication, available to the many talented authors of Landroval. It is my hope that you, the citizens of Landroval, will feel free to post your writings here in this forum. You may just post here freely or, if you prefer, you may send your works to me for editing and inclusion in my weekly editions. Submissions from well recognized reputable sources will be published with little or no editing, but I reserve the right to not publish reports that are not from reputable sources or are questionable as to their accuracy. All times reported will be standard Bywater Time unless noted otherwise.
The Lonely Mountain Free Press does not accept responsibility or liability for material posted directly to the forums by other parties.
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~Aldekim Etal, Publisher
Lonely Mountain Free Press
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