"Full power to mental phasers Mr Sulu"
"Engage auxiliary power"
"Scotty, give us all she's got!"

Kirk looks at the Jalessa monster and gives it his best swagger, "Fire!"
You hear a tremendous roar as the beam arcs outward.

"no effect sir. It just bounced off."

Kirk stands, "Ramming speed Mr checkov. Let's see if she can take a Federation Starship up the gut!".


(weaver stuff please sir)