Okay, I had a glass of 30 year old Vintage Port and smoked a Kretek and have settled down enough to comment on Turbines "Offer Wall" without being overly emotional about it.
WTH?!?!?
SERIOUSLY!!!
WTH?!?!?
Since I like Ordered Lists so much, let's break it down, shalt we?
The Pros
- It's optional.
- It's not an opt-out program, but opt-in.
- Turbine gets some extra kick-back funds for participating.
- Uhm, I was hoping to make it to 10, but I'm drawing a blank here.
- Bullocks!
The Cons
- It's a scam.
- It's herding Turbine's customers to a scam.
- Turbine is profiting off the scamming of their customers.
- It is subjecting both Turbine and their Customers to a headache of epic proportions with Hacked Accounts.
- Turbine next will be offering Pay-Day Loans and Check-Cashing Services.
- After that, Phase 3 involves granting DDO Points for Players who deposit $1.2 Million Checks into their Personal Accounts and then send $600,000 back to a Lawyer with a PO Box in Nigeria.
- To introduce DDO & LOTRO to the Russian Commonwealth, Turbine announces a partnership with the Russian Business Network.
- Turbine has gone so Low-Rent that even Nigerian Princes are looking good right about now.
- Turbine has now positioned themselves to be the foremost name in Flash-based Facebook games that will install Malware, steal your Login Credentials, and Spam all of your friends into oblivion, beating out Mob Wars and Farmville.
- Jim Crowley, CEO of Turbine has been replaced with Kevin Trudeau (once Kevin is released from Prison after attempting to coerce a Federal Judge).
See where this is going?
Does Turbine really think that those who are unwilling to part with $10 a month are the kinds of people who will part with far more than that to subscribe to a dozen magazines subscriptions for the same benefit? If a person is playing a F2P and they aren't forking over dough in the Turbine Store, then they aren't going to be forking over dough to anyone else either. You can't get blood from a turnip!
Going F2P, although it was a risky but interesting move, invited all the wrong types to town and subsequently lowered Turbine's Real-Estate Values. However, getting in bed with known Scammers, Crooks and Criminals isn't going to raise funds, nor help your Customers, nor raise Real-Estate Values either, it's going to do the opposite!
I frequently chastise, criticize, and shame those who openly say that someone needs to get fired at Turbine for the in-game choices they make. Well, this is one time when I would not only refrain from doing such, but would openly agree. Matter of fact, they would need to be publicly flogged too in order to restore my faith in Turbine.
Was all of this unemotional and rational enough?
Sorry, I'm still rabid over this issue and need another glass of Port and another Kretek.