I’m personally offended by descriptions of angelic women with white-blond hair that is so rampant in our society today. I might be a Caucasian woman, but I have dark brown hair. You people are all hateful.
/sarcasm
God, I love brunettes. You know what else I miss? Curly hair. Seems like every girl on Earth now has perfectly straight, dyed hair in some shade of blonde. Bleh, I like tight curls, and dark beautiful hair.